I know that before I can submit a work for review, I have to review two works, but I I'm not sure how I can write reviews. I don't feel qualified to critique anyone's work; I'm the one that needs critique. And even if I do critique, I know I'll be displeased with a lot of the works, because to me if they sound too common or too lazily worded (even though my own diction is worse), if I compare them with Charles Dickens and even someone like J.K. Rowling, I'm going to feel awkward reading it. I don't want to offend anyone; I know I'm not even that good, but if I read, “It was a dark and stormy night.” I'm going feel as if it were a corny joke or something. I won't like it.