Sheriff's office in Florida printed "In Dog We Trust" on their rugs. Reminded me of that spoonerism, "our queer old dean." Who's got a good spoonerism to share?
A thunderous wing is a wondrous thing. In the heart of man is a pretty girl; in the heart of clam is a gritty pearl.
Port Shoem by The Speverent Rooner I’ve a Gouse and Harden in the country An ace I call my plown, A treat I can replace to When I beed to knee alone. Catterfly and butterpillar Perch on beefy lough And I listen to the dats and cogs As they mark and they biaow. Yes wature here is nunderful There is no weed for nords, While silling by my windowflutter Biny little tirds. - Monty Python (from "Monty Python's Big Red Book")
Those people have no sense of humor. I would have kept the rug, especially since dogs are far more trustworthy than gods.
I used to live there too. I ran a dog grooming shop in Saint Pete. No lie. I wish I could have gotten that rug!
LOL @ shadow and lustrous. Okay, chew on this: It gets really bad when they shake a tit on the grooming table.
Sometimes I lose my wit because of everyone's shit. Other times I lose my shit because of everyone's wit.
I was born and grew up in Florida... good times If you want a laugh google Cabbage Patch in Samsula. They do coleslaw wrestling every year. Coleslaw wrestling. In Dog We Trust always reminds me of The Inbetweeners a British tv show/2 movies- "I stopped believing in God when I realized it was just dog spelled backwards."
If I ever get rich I'm going to track down the owner of that rug and offer him / her a huge sum of money for it. I miss Saint Pete. And all the nice people we met while we were there.
