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  1. lustrousonion

    lustrousonion Contributing Member

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    In Dog we Trust

    Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by lustrousonion, Jan 15, 2015.

  2. lustrousonion

    lustrousonion Contributing Member

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    A thunderous wing is a wondrous thing.

    In the heart of man is a pretty girl; in the heart of clam is a gritty pearl.
     
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    Span Boonerism!
     
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    minstrel Leader of the Insquirrelgency Staff Supporter Contributor

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    I’ve a Gouse and Harden in the country
    An ace I call my plown,
    A treat I can replace to
    When I beed to knee alone.
    Catterfly and butterpillar
    Perch on beefy lough
    And I listen to the dats and cogs
    As they mark and they biaow.
    Yes wature here is nunderful
    There is no weed for nords,
    While silling by my windowflutter
    Biny little tirds.

    - Monty Python (from "Monty Python's Big Red Book")
     
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    "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy."
     
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    I have in my bosom a half-warmed fish- Queen Victoria, apparently.
     
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    Biny little tirds, LMAO.....
     
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    What a mucking fuddle!
     
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    Those people have no sense of humor. I would have kept the rug, especially since dogs are far more trustworthy than gods.
     
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    My mom lives in Pinellas County. She said stupid shit happens all the time there. lol
     
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    I used to live there too. I ran a dog grooming shop in Saint Pete. No lie.

    I wish I could have gotten that rug!
     
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    How do you droom a god?
     
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    With pope and sins.
     
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    LOL @ shadow and lustrous. Okay, chew on this:

    It gets really bad when they shake a tit on the grooming table.
     
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    Sometimes I lose my wit because of everyone's shit.
    Other times I lose my shit because of everyone's wit.
     
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    I was born and grew up in Florida... good times :agreed:

    If you want a laugh google Cabbage Patch in Samsula. They do coleslaw wrestling every year. Coleslaw wrestling.

    In Dog We Trust always reminds me of The Inbetweeners a British tv show/2 movies- "I stopped believing in God when I realized it was just dog spelled backwards."
     
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    If I ever get rich I'm going to track down the owner of that rug and offer him / her a huge sum of money for it. I miss Saint Pete. And all the nice people we met while we were there.


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    a tweeting chirp; a cheating twerp
     
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