I'm a complicated, simple, organized, messy oxymoron. I'm afraid of sharks, and I love the ocean. Airplanes are my biggest fear, and I must love penguins because they don't fly. I'm goofy and serious and crazy and sophisticated and an imperfect perfectionist. I support our troops and live life like it's worth it, because it is. I'm fearful of lobotomies, and I will argue just to argue. I have bad traits and good traits and chocolate cravings and green shirts and an insanely goofy sense of humor. I have faults and fantasies and dreams and enemies and even more important than enemies, I have friends. I'm a fan of yellow roses. Of beaches. Of music. Of orange juice. Of...sentence fragments? And I may even be a fan of you. This is me. Know me...and take it or leave it. I don't change for anyone. I'm cynically optimistic. According to various Facebook quizzes, I'm one-hundred percent awesome and ninety-eight percent datable. In other words, you definitely want to talk to me. There you have it. A make-shift, paragraph long introduction. PM me if you have any questions, and if I post please check out my stuff! I'll definitely be giving feedback on your stories soon. Oh. And, you can call me Cam.