1. GaleSkies

    GaleSkies Active Member

    Joined:
    Jan 27, 2012
    Messages:
    195
    Likes Received:
    5
    Location:
    Now and then, here and there

    Job Title Euphemism Game

    Discussion in 'Word games' started by GaleSkies, Feb 3, 2012.

    Hey guys, The Mods are doing such a good job keeping the junk posts off our boards, but I saw a thread that got deleted and thought of a great word game.

    The kid had a job interview coming up and was looking for something to put on his business card that sounded better than "Entry Level Programmer". He wanted something a little more colorful that would make him stand out for his interview.

    Well I sure as hell wouldn't put "Customer Sales Associate" on my business card. It may just match my current job title, but would pretty much say "I'm content with with using my hands to clean up gutter sewage"

    Rule one: provide a job title euphemism for the post above yours.
    Rule two: post your current job title, or a job title that you'd love to hear a euphemism of for the next poster.


    So, as with most of the business world, the name of the game is Euphemisms. And I'll start with finding a euphemism for "Entry Level Programmer"

    Have you ever worked on a project by yourself? Independent sounds much better than entry level and can be justifiably true. "Independent Programmer" but that's too general on its own, more descriptive adjectives are what will make it stand out. Maybe some computery word that describes the type of programming you have an affinity for. "Independent Network Programmer" or maybe "Independent Creative Programmer" for a taste of development. Or to make it a true euphemism we can be descriptive about the entry level aspect. "Independent Initiate Programmer"

    For the next poster, use "Customer Sales Associate" and try to give it a little flair.

    NO MEMBER MAY POST MORE THAN TWICE PER 20 POST PAGE
     
  2. jc.

    jc. Member

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2012
    Messages:
    251
    Likes Received:
    12
    Location:
    Hawaii
    Customer Sales Associate - Product Intelligence Advisor

    LMAO.

    Next poster: Stay at home ______ (wife, husband, mom, dad, you choose)
     
  3. Drusilla

    Drusilla Active Member

    Joined:
    Mar 9, 2011
    Messages:
    116
    Likes Received:
    4
    Stay at home child


    Next poster: Dark _______
     
  4. GaleSkies

    GaleSkies Active Member

    Joined:
    Jan 27, 2012
    Messages:
    195
    Likes Received:
    5
    Location:
    Now and then, here and there
    Let's get this back on track. /sigh

    Stay at home mom - Primary Residential Youth Supporter

    Next: Burger Flipper
     
  5. minstrel

    minstrel Leader of the Insquirrelgency Supporter Contributor

    Joined:
    Jul 11, 2010
    Messages:
    10,742
    Likes Received:
    9,991
    Location:
    Near Sedro Woolley, Washington
    Animal Protein Inversion Technician.

    Next: Barber.
     
  6. Drusilla

    Drusilla Active Member

    Joined:
    Mar 9, 2011
    Messages:
    116
    Likes Received:
    4
    Barber: Male de-roughifier.


    Lobotomist
     
  7. GaleSkies

    GaleSkies Active Member

    Joined:
    Jan 27, 2012
    Messages:
    195
    Likes Received:
    5
    Location:
    Now and then, here and there
    Lobotomist - Forelobe Extraction Specialist

    Next: Executioner
     
  8. jc.

    jc. Member

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2012
    Messages:
    251
    Likes Received:
    12
    Location:
    Hawaii
    Executioner - Life Eradication Artist


    Pizza Delivery Boy
     
    Kyle Phoenix likes this.
  9. Drusilla

    Drusilla Active Member

    Joined:
    Mar 9, 2011
    Messages:
    116
    Likes Received:
    4
    Pizza Delivery Boy- Professional Flirter


    Linguist
     
  10. jc.

    jc. Member

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2012
    Messages:
    251
    Likes Received:
    12
    Location:
    Hawaii
    (Lol... my local Pizza Hut guy actually does flirt with me. *Shudder*)

    Linguist - Master of Oral Sciences :)p)


    Fictional Writer
     
  11. Jdry

    Jdry Member

    Joined:
    Oct 29, 2011
    Messages:
    91
    Likes Received:
    1
    Location:
    The middle of nowhere
    Fictional Writer-Image conveyance using symbols expert. (It is quite clunky, sorry. :p)

    Next- CEO
     
  12. Anonym

    Anonym New Member

    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2010
    Messages:
    292
    Likes Received:
    10
    Profit Maximization and Management Efficiency Expert

    Beekeeper
     
  13. Jammy

    Jammy New Member

    Joined:
    Nov 24, 2011
    Messages:
    15
    Likes Received:
    0
    Professional apiarine seer..

    unemployed
     
  14. live2write

    live2write Senior Member

    Joined:
    Feb 7, 2012
    Messages:
    523
    Likes Received:
    53
    unemployed: Free Spirited Internet Searcher

    Next: Librarian
     
  15. Backbiter

    Backbiter Member

    Joined:
    Apr 6, 2011
    Messages:
    316
    Likes Received:
    4
    Location:
    Illinois
    Librarian - Categorizer of Ancient Verses

    Next: Dog Trainer
     
  16. Rebel Yellow

    Rebel Yellow Active Member

    Joined:
    Feb 17, 2012
    Messages:
    282
    Likes Received:
    10
    Location:
    Quebec
    Dog Trainer : Canine Brain Enhancer.

    Next : Lawyer
     
  17. Anonym

    Anonym New Member

    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2010
    Messages:
    292
    Likes Received:
    10
    Lawyer: Legal Interpretation Personnel

    Mercenary
     
  18. Anonym

    Anonym New Member

    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2010
    Messages:
    292
    Likes Received:
    10
    Lawyer: Legal Interpretation Personnel

    Mercenary
     
  19. Mallory

    Mallory Contributor Contributor

    Joined:
    Jun 27, 2010
    Messages:
    4,267
    Likes Received:
    199
    Location:
    Portland, Ore.
    Mercenary: Multifaceted Efficiency Expert

    Plumber
     
  20. jo spumoni

    jo spumoni Active Member

    Joined:
    Jun 23, 2010
    Messages:
    391
    Likes Received:
    20
    Location:
    La Jolla, CA (and Mission Viejo, CA, during the su
    Plumber: Domestic Hydraulics Technician

    Archaeology Student
     
  21. munkyphile

    munkyphile New Member

    Joined:
    Feb 24, 2012
    Messages:
    24
    Likes Received:
    1
    Archaeology Student : Archaeological Technique Observation Specialist

    Gardener
     
  22. jo spumoni

    jo spumoni Active Member

    Joined:
    Jun 23, 2010
    Messages:
    391
    Likes Received:
    20
    Location:
    La Jolla, CA (and Mission Viejo, CA, during the su
    Gardener: Horticultural Enthusiast

    Fisherman
     
  23. BFGuru

    BFGuru Active Member

    Joined:
    Aug 14, 2011
    Messages:
    509
    Likes Received:
    25
    Location:
    Somewhere in insomiaville
    Fisherman - Icthiology Procurement Specialist

    Nurses Aide
     
  24. mootz

    mootz Member

    Joined:
    Mar 6, 2010
    Messages:
    88
    Likes Received:
    4
    Location:
    Homestuck
    Professional handler of medical equipment for Higher Lever Professionals

    Porn Star
     
    Blackjack Tripper likes this.
  25. BFGuru

    BFGuru Active Member

    Joined:
    Aug 14, 2011
    Messages:
    509
    Likes Received:
    25
    Location:
    Somewhere in insomiaville
    Erotic Entertainment Connoisseur

    Nanny
     

Share This Page

  1. This site uses cookies to help personalise content, tailor your experience and to keep you logged in if you register.
    By continuing to use this site, you are consenting to our use of cookies.
    Dismiss Notice