Job Title Euphemism Game

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  1. GraceLikePain

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    Vigilante -- Extreme Pest Control

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    Pianist
     
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    AlyceOfLegend Senior Member Contest Winner 2022

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    Sorry to resurrect this, but ...

    Business Analyst ==> Consultant Wot Chargeth Too Much ;)

    Garbologist
     
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    Garbage disposal expert.

    And now, for my return: Erotic Author.
     
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    Erotic author ==> Verbal Titillation Technician =P

    Janitor
     
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    Janitor = Keeper of the mops

    Doctor
     
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    Doctor ==> Poor Old Sawbones :p

    Itinerant preacher
     
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    Lip serviceman


    gardener
     
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    GrahamLewis To be anything more than all I can would be a lie. Contributor Contest Winner 2022 Contest Winner 2024 Contest Winner 2023

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    J.T. Woody Book Witch Contributor

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    OBJECTION!

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    Keeper of the Times

    Bank Teller
     
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    Bank Teller ==> Hander-out of Government-backed Monetary ... Stuff ;)

    Used Car Salesman
     
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    GrahamLewis To be anything more than all I can would be a lie. Contributor Contest Winner 2022 Contest Winner 2024 Contest Winner 2023

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    Plumber ==> Watery Technician Who Says "I Told You Not To Flush That!"

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    Lab tech: Person in a white coat and worried expression going around asking colleagues "did anyone see my virus?"

    Forum moderator.
     
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    Cabinet minister
     
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    Cabinet minister = Figurehead. Also known as Jim Hacker.

    Secretary of State
     
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    Secretary of State - President’s diplomat for shuttle diplomacy, occasional mouthpiece and clarifier, and “he didn’t mean it that way” sayer.

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    Smaug, but human.

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    Rzero A resonable facsimile of a writer Contributor

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    Anthropomorphist

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    Songwriter ==> The one who writes the songs but often doesn't get to sing them. :(

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