(Now that I've read that title I wish I'd picked Seymour for a handle.) Hello, then. Since I don't plan on raising any roofbeams I suppose "Lake Effect" will work. Ironic, now I think about it, since I was a journeyman carpenter for 12 years. Got a thing for stringing words together, although hammering them home isn't my style. There are joiners in my trade--I'd like to think I'm more that sort. I've been poking around here for a couple days and only now saw this "Intro" section. Thought I should check in before I do any more blundering around. I suppose I'm like most here. Can't NOT write. Some sort of affliction? Don't know; but if I'm compelled to do it you are all certainly invited to help me do it better--possibly even well. Thanks.