1. Each reply to this thread must contain exactly one new rule. The number of the rule is the first available number that follows the most recent rule number. In case of ninja-posting, ignore any posts with duplicated rule numbers. 2. Every post must follow its own rule and all rules leading up to it. 2b. In case of a conflict that makes it impossible to follow all rules, follow the highest-numbered rules. For example, if rule 23 says all rules must be written in Klingon and rule 25 says all even-numbered rules must be written in Mordor-tongue, you should write rule 26 in Mordor-tongue. 3. If someone breaks a rule, you may ZAP them by quoting the offending text and any rule broken. (If more than one rule is broken, you need only quote one of the broken rules.) Players who are ZAPPED may not post for another page (defined herein as 10 posts). Note that when ZAPPING a player, you must still follow rule 1 and post a new rule. 4. Rules may modify other rules, but no rule may modify rules 1 through 4 (except 2b, which may be modified). All other rules must be modifiable. 5. After each rule that is a multiple of five, you must honk. Honk!