Love Story of a Man and A dolphin

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  1. Link the Writer

    Link the Writer Flipping Out For A Good Story. Contributor

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    Because the green alien chick and the various half-alien/half-animal-human hybrids that boinked the human protagonists were sentient beings capable of reason, and thus were able to refuse if they didn't want to mate with a hairless bi-pedaled ape. A dolphin, at least a dolphin such as this...can't reason.
     
  2. 123456789

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    Yes dolphins can reason
     
  3. minstrel

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    Dolphins are smart, dude. Hairless bi-pedaled apes? Well, the jury is still out. :p
     
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  4. Link the Writer

    Link the Writer Flipping Out For A Good Story. Contributor

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    @123456789 ,@minstrel - Interesting. I didn't know that about dolphins.
     
  5. 123456789

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    According to this guy they're also telepathic . ...
     
  6. Lewdog

    Lewdog Come ova here and give me kisses! Supporter Contributor

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    I wonder what this man's mammal thinks of this!
     
  7. Jack Asher

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    Is con sexual sex some kind of sex with more sex on top. Like as a garnish? like chile con queso?
     
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  8. 123456789

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    Let's put it this way. Male dolphins have 12 inch you know what and female dolphins have extremely strong you clenching muscles down you kniw where(she could have killed that guy)

    So yeah, I'd say sex with a dolphin is a little something extra



    Also typing on my phone....
     
  9. Jack Asher

    Jack Asher Banned Contributor

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    I'm calling "elementary my dear wattson" on that. Kirk lays an Orion girl, but she's pretty much blue. The green girl you're thinking of was used on Captain Pike in the Menagerie.
     
  10. minstrel

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    I was watching on a 1960s TV. Blue or green depended on how you frobbed the knob. Heck, in Canada, it was amazing she wasn't ultraviolet! :D
     
  11. daemon

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    One of the best uses of this sentence that I have seen in a long time.
     
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  12. Lemex

    Lemex That's Lord Lemex to you. Contributor

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    I heard about this story from an orca-loving friend. My response then is exactly the same as it is now: 'Wtf?'
     
  13. Lewdog

    Lewdog Come ova here and give me kisses! Supporter Contributor

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    Peter Griffin was raped by a dolphin.
     
  14. Jack Asher

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    Oh, I'm so sorry to break this to you. The Peter Griffin you see on TV isn't actually real. Sorry.
     
  15. Lewdog

    Lewdog Come ova here and give me kisses! Supporter Contributor

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    You sir, are wrong.

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  16. Jack Asher

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    You don't see that Peter Griffin on TV, do you now.
     
  17. Lewdog

    Lewdog Come ova here and give me kisses! Supporter Contributor

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    Don't give me shit, I'm an expert on this stuff. I once wrote a story about a woman having simulated sex with a giant squid.
     
  18. Fullmetal Xeno

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    Was it released in Japan and implemented in the Hentai genre?
     
  19. Lewdog

    Lewdog Come ova here and give me kisses! Supporter Contributor

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    No and it didn't win the contest it was in either. I was robbed! :rant:
     
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    Sorry about that :/
     
  21. Lewdog

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    Fullmetal Xeno Protector of Literature Contributor

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    This was actually well written for 650 words. I don't think i could put that much of an impact and development in such short doses. Then yet, i write poetry and novels and mainly don't focus on short stories. But still, the character is faced with multiple troubled conflicts- between the dilemma of partying with the squid (lol) and paying the bills and helping her special needs child, it all really ties in.
     
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    Best first sentence to a story.
     
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  24. KaTrian

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    O_O

    Um, does he also have sex with his dog?
     
  25. 123456789

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    That's just disgusting, KaTrian.

    The point of his story is that dolphins are sentient beings with souls, and we should not be destroying their environment.

    And as a matter of fact, he did have sex with his dog...
     

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