I hope Santa hadn't been drinking one of those rum and eggnog concoctions Ms. Claus is famous for. I'd hate to think Santa was drinking and sleighing on Christmas Eve.
Yeah! Screw the people who don't celebrate Christmas. More like have a TERRIBLE Christmas you heathens, the merry is saved for us practitioners! Chestnuts roasting...by an open fi- FIRE! OH GOD FIRE, MARY GET THE KIDS! Jesus Christ! WHERE'S THE FIRE EXTINGUISHER...Lord...no...Not the brandy....GET DOWN....*BOOM* Move IT KIDS!... "My Xbox Dad!" Leave it, it's gone! "But it's almost done installing Halo 5!" Jeremy no! Jereeemmmy! (A little while later) Thank God...we made it out..... "Harold..I feel like we're forgetting something..." I'm sure it's nothing, Jeremys safe that's all that matters... "You're right...But wait...don't we have two kids?" KEVIN!
Your mistletoe is no match for my T.O.W. missile! Merry Christmas. I'm usually in Best Coast Time (UTC -8) but today I'm in CST with family. It is now officially Christmas. Yay! I don't have much going on tomorrow, since the presents (such as they were) happened tonight.
Merry Christmas with deeper understanding & experience about the message that the Real Hero of Christmas sent us all! A kid was born. The wise men became humble. First traffic light showed "You are welcome". The world got message about what is the difference between mercy and tolerance ( = difference between love and evil).
Accompanied by these lyrics this Santa becomes legendary: He's making a list And checking it twice; Gonna find out Who's naughty and nice Santa Claus is coming to town He sees you when you're sleeping He knows when you're awake He knows if you've been bad or good So be good for goodness sake! O! You better watch out! You better not cry Better not pout I'm telling you why Santa Claus is coming to town
Considering it's F. Scott Fitzgerald, Zelda, and their daughter, the look on her face could just be a statement of whatever craziness went on before the photo was taken.
