Microsoft Word?!?!!

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  1. Gravy

    Gravy aka Edgy McEdgeFace Contributor Game Master

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    I ran into this a while ago with the word 'waitress' who also was a female character. Thanks Word. Stop shoving ideology. I'm going to scrivener.
     
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    Gravy aka Edgy McEdgeFace Contributor Game Master

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    It does this to me, too. And I am not pulling words out of the dictionary. It's like they want us to write for 5 year olds.
     
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    Up to 1.44 MB.

    5.25" ones held 800k, but on two sides. If you only had a single sided disc drive, you had to flip them over if you wanted to access side 2.
     
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    I remember that! My dad was an engineer and had a home PC in 1979 or something. I think he had the even bigger discs... 14 or 15"? They were like LPs.
     
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    I vaguely remember 8" floppies, although they were already old by the time I got into computers.
     
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    There were also laser disks briefly which were 12"... made obsolete by the advent of CDs
     
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    Naomasa298 HP: 10/190 Status: Confused Contributor

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    Ah yes, I remember the BBC's Domesday Project, which was released on laserdisc.

    Then again, I also remember when we used to pronounce "data" "dah-tah".
     
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    Hasn't happened to me, but that's probably because I'm still using Word 2013 which pre-dates the woke wave of 2020. On the topic of this, though, I had read Grammarly implemented such a system for offensive and "outdated" words, but when I tried out a list of such words to see it in action, it didn't flag anything.
     
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    w. bogart Contributor Contributor Blogerator

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    Interesting, the US military writes its manuals at an 8th grade level.
     
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    I've heard most popular novels are written at a 7th grade level and that's what you should shoot for
     
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    big soft moose An Admoostrator Admin Staff Supporter Contributor Community Volunteer

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    Except for the marines who write them in crayon on edible paper :D
     
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    w. bogart Contributor Contributor Blogerator

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    Muscles
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    Required
    Intelligence
    Not
    Essential
    :supergrin:
     
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    Rath Darkblade Contributor Contributor Contest Winner 2024

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    Some classic computing acronyms (plus the last five, wot I just made up ... 'cos it's late ... and I'm tired) ;)

    MICROSOFT == Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers

    WINDOWS == Will Install Needless Data On Whole System

    IBM == I Blame Microsoft (or I Buy Macs)

    WWW == World Wide Wait (or World Wide Weirdness)

    HTTP == Head To This Page

    HTTPS == Head To This Page, it's Secure

    URL == User(s) Rarely Listen

    SPAM == Successfully Pestering Advertising Material

    WORD == Will Officially (w)Reck Documents

    EXCEL == Even Xerox Can't Employ Losers

    POWERPOINT == Put Oblong Widget 'Ere, Rehearse Presentation ... Oh, It's Not Saved :(

    ... and so on ... feel free to make up your own! ;)
     
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    Rath Darkblade Contributor Contributor Contest Winner 2024

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    Oh, no. Why'd you have to go and mention ... that? It took me three years of therapy, sometimes aided by alcohol, to blot out the memory of that horror. Thanks a lot. :bigtongue:

    (Incidentally, I created a parody graphic using *shudder* that thing as a character. Can I share it, please? :) I tried to upload it, but it asks for an image URL, and since I don't have an account with a file-sharing site ... and not sure which one to use, if any ... I'm not sure what to do. Thanks!) :)
     
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    w. bogart Contributor Contributor Blogerator

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    Consider how secure Mr. Gates must have been in his own masculinity to name his company micro and soft.
     
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    Rath Darkblade Contributor Contributor Contest Winner 2024

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    Still a better name than "Microflops", I guess?

    *glares pointedly at Windows CE, Windows ME, and Windows NT ... and thinks of what that spells* ;)
     
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    w. bogart Contributor Contributor Blogerator

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    CE continual exasperation
    ME multiple exasperation
    NT normal troubles

    Any even numbered release from Mickeysoft is always buggy as hell.
     
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    Hmm ... I was only thinking of Windows CE + Windows ME + Windows NT == Windows CEMENT. (As hard as a rock and as dumb as a brick!) ;)

    Windows 2000 (and XP) weren't too bad for their time, but nowadays, of course, they're pitifully inadequate.

    (All of this reminds me of the time I wrote a parody of "Running on Empty" by Jackson Browne, and called it "Running on XP" ... with what I remembered of trying to run WinXP. The horror). :eek: ;)
     

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