Mutilate a famous quote

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  1. Iain Aschendale

    Iain Aschendale Potatoes again? Supporter Contributor

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    1. "The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we make a tit of ourselves." -Nelson Mandela
     
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    It doesn’t matter who you are or what you look like, so long as you are rich or connected. Roald Dahl, The Witches

    It doesn’t matter who you are or what you look like, so long as your prices are low and the room dimly lit. Roald Dahl, The Witches
     
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    When one door closes, another one opens. That's the trap door."
     
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    Great minds discuss ideas.
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    • “The more I think it over, the more I feel that there is nothing more truly artistic than to love cheese.” - Vincent van Gogh
     
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    “It is a far, far better thing that I do, than I have ever done; it is a far, far better restaurant I go to than I have ever known.”
     
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    "Do unto others, delicious cheezy potato smothers."
     
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