Discussion in 'Writing Prompts' started by big soft moose, Nov 19, 2016.
At the airport:
"John Smith, please pick up the Native American courtesy phone."
"Those who deny cookies to others, deserve it not for themselves."
- Abraham Lincoln
"The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we make a tit of ourselves." -Nelson Mandela
It doesn’t matter who you are or what you look like, so long as you are rich or connected. Roald Dahl, The Witches
It doesn’t matter who you are or what you look like, so long as your prices are low and the room dimly lit. Roald Dahl, The Witches
When one door closes, another one opens. That's the trap door."
Great minds discuss ideas.
Average minds discuss events.
Small minds discuss football.
- Eleanor Roosevelt
Up your ass, Eleanor.
Winston, you're drunk
Yes madam, but you're ugly, and in the morning I'll be grateful
We know what we are, but what are you? An alien?
“The more I think it over, the more I feel that there is nothing more truly artistic than to love cheese.” - Vincent van Gogh
“It is a far, far better thing that I do, than I have ever done; it is a far, far better restaurant I go to than I have ever known.”
"Do unto others, delicious cheezy potato smothers."
“Valuable achievement can sprout from human society only when it is sufficiently loosened to make possible the free development of an individual's fart-lighting abilities.” Einstein
Separate names with a comma.