Mutilate a famous quote

As you are, I was,
As I am, you will be horribly disappointed. (Taken from Roman inscription on tombstones)

Haste in every business brings failure, except in sprinting and perhaps also taxi driving. (Herodotus)

The die is cast, so it your turn now Johnny. (Gains Julius Caesar)

A child who is played with turn into a victim. (Sumerian proverb)

 

The die is machined; the product is cast.

 

I busted my 4x4 in moab. half a drive shaft is out there somewhere...

 

Dinosaur eats man, woman also get eaten by dinosaurs.
No, I am your cousin-in-law
Toto, I've a feeling that we're all gonna die.

 

This is really good

 

"Someday ... and that day may never come ... I'm gonna ask you to bring me a tea service."

 

to be or not to be
well
to be IS NOT to be

 

Going to bed in the night we've done something wonderful, that's what matters to me - Steve Jobs.
Going to bed knowing we will do something wonderful, that's what matters to me - Charlie Harper, Two And A Half Men

 

The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single bad decision.

 

Do the right thing. It will terrify some people and abolish the rest. - Mark Twain

 

Hygiene is the first casualty of war.

 

Get thee behind me, Sadist!

 

I'm going to be back at some point. - Arnold Schwarzenegger, Terminator

 

I'm going to be back at some point. - Arnold Schwarzenegger, Terminator

 

A bit of a thread revival. But here: “I came, I saw, I left” Gaius Julius Caesar.

Or alternatively: “I love the smell of books in the morning” apocalypse now.

 

Theology is necessary. - Stephen Hawking

 

The unexamined life is not worth living.

-Socrates

 

There are more things in Heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy can fit in your pockets.

 

Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly. ― Robert F. Kennedy

Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve massive debt. ― Master Card

 

"To understand the actual world as it is, not as we should wish it to be, is the beginning of wisdom depression and alcoholism"
-Bertrand Russel

 

"We have nothing to fear but fear itself, and also the Bogeyman, of course."

 

All our dreams can come true, if we have the courage to pursue them - Walt Disney
All our dreams can come true, if you have the money to purchase them - Robert A. Iger(?) Disney's current CEO

 

All our dreams can come true, unless your dreams are in some way based on our dreams, in which case we'll sue the shit out of you- Disney

 

the best line ever !!!