My Golden Orb!

My dear gearheart... what are we going to do with you?? lol
Anyways, BlackFire soon realizes she has the wrong orb and goes back where gearheat is standing like a fool, admiring the Orb with large eyes. She summons the Orb up to her with Air and continues out her previous plan.

 

RIPPA MATE sighed from within his might keep. 'Scythe, scythe, scythe. Fail.'
RIPPA MATE picked up the phone, 'Yes, hello, is major worm there?'
'Ah hello lord RIPPA MATE, what can i do for you.'
RIPPA MATE smiled, 'You can do good things.'

SOME TIME LATER:

Major Worm speedily burrowed his way through the earth, tunnelling under mountain forest and ocean.
Soon he was beneath becca's island, away from the feeble defences above. Swiftly Major worm, took hold of the buried orb and started to tunnel away.
This Orb belongs to lord RIPPA MATE he thought, no one else shall have it!

 

That was BlackFire's trap and the wards go below ground. Major Worm was tunneling along through the thick clay dirt, but just as he was about to reach the open ocean, he was trapped in a netting of Fire and Spirit. BlackFire, alerted that one of her traps had caught something, came to the island, making sure no one was following her and paid a visit to Major Worm. "Thought you were so smart huh? Underground!" she scoffed. "Everyone underestimates the capabilities of the Power." Shaking her head, BlackFire took the Orb from Major Worm with a weave of Air and wove a net of Spirit and Fire around it. No one besides BlackFire could touch the Orb now without being obliterated. BlackFire buried the Orb again, but in a different spot.

Then, she threw Major Worm off her island and to Antarctica where she used Water to freeze the creature in an ice berg. Laughing, BlackFire went back to her island, again making sure she wasn't followed.

 

Major worm was vexed.
Quickly he increased his body heat ad escape his deathly cold tomb.
Soon he was back underground, an indistructable coat of goo around him. Quickly he slither unharmed past blackfire's defence and swallowed the orb.
The obliteration failed. It seems that Black fire hadn't mastered the program for the insider of worms.
Major worm was away. soon he was underneathlord rippamates mountain keep.
I shall only regurgitate YOUR orb lord rippamate.

 

The indistructable coat of goo around Major Worm was indeed very strong, but alas, it was also highly flamable. This BlackFire knew from her hours of study. So, as much as she despised underground, she followed the slimey trail of Major Worm. When the Major was in sight, she sent a ball of flame at him and watched as he burned, hoping to find the Orb roll away from danger. Her careful watching paid off and she quickly scooped up the Orb. Unwilling to go back through the tunnel, she advanced forward and found herself within a long tunnel, underground. Great, she thought to herself and kept moving. There has to be a way out.

Then, she saw it. To her right was a long tunnel and at the end of it, a light. BlackFire quickly escaped the lair and then turned back. That worm had to have a reason for taking it to this mountain. Perhaps Lord Rippamate held residence here? She turned and used Earth to rise up and destroy the mountain, then she flattened the Earth so that it was equal to the plains around it. Then, with the effort of using Earth so strongly taking its toll on her strength, she went to her protected secret island and had a light nap. She was always a light sleeper.

 

As always lord rippamate held precautionary measures. Mirage mountains he called them. mirage mountains. Black fire failed once again.

BACK TO MAJOR WORM:

Slowly but quickly Major worm re conected the ashes of his charred body. Pheniox reborn powers were always goodness for super worms. He turned around and looked back down his tunnel. Sighing at the lost orb he openened his mouth and sucked. The air rushed into him. slowly he filled with all sort of objects. Black fire was still asleep when she entered major worm.
Major worm spat out the orb. Quickly his placed it into the transporter in lord rippamates underground chamber (below the mountains) and shoomp gone.
Then major worm committed his final act.
He dug to the core of the earth, slowly melting, soon there was nothing left of him or anything inside. totally disintegrated.

Rippamate eyed the orb on the stone transporter tablet before him.
MY ORB!!!!

 

Your worm's mouth can suck BlackFire back from acros the world?? Okay.

BlackFire, disgusted with the tunnels, found her way into a large chamber. The chamber was empty except for a man sitting the the chair. His image was obscurred by a shield, but BlackFire saw the Orb in his hands plain enough. Cleverly, she devised a plan. She crafted Fire balls and sent them all flying around the room in a dazzling barrage. Keeping this up, she also wove a hand of Air that took the orb from the man's hand. Then, BlackFire made the ground rise up and swallow the man in Earth.

Then, BlackFire took off and found a new place to hide.


My Orb!!!!

 

Lordr ippamate loved illusions, thats why blackfire thought she destroyed rippamate and took the orb.
Truth be told the orb is actually situated on a small asteroid around the ring of Saturn (sent by use of teleportation and RM's new agent, ender wiggen and his fleet of ships). as for rippamate he was still in an unknown location watching over the orb, and ender ready to stike at any appoaches.

Lord rippamate will hold the orb forever!!!

 

Poo! The golden orb RM thought he had is simply a large and oddly spherical piece of poo encased in a thin layer of gold leaf! If only one could smell in space ...

Don't ask me how or why or what or where or who or when just believe ... that you still have the orb and don't attempt to find me snuggling up inside someone's beard deep in the Himalayas ...

I SAID DON'T!!!

Ah well, I have the orb!!

 

'fire!!!'
The little docter device arced its way towards earth, hitting each molicule and getting the mor powerful.
Earth was no more.
But the orb was. Ender swooped his ships around and put it back on the asteroid. He threw the poo at Blackfire.

My orb!

 

What are you, a monkey?? LOL!! Crazy peoples!

Well, BlackFire was clever enough to escape earth and as Ender beamed the orb aboard his ship, BlackFire intercepted the beam and stole the Orb. HA HA

My Golden ORB!!

 

Blackfire forgot that as the earth was destroyed so was the atmosphere - the air dispersed in a nanosecond ... Luckily Othman some how or other escaped and sabotaged the space fleet thingy ... now everyone is dead...

The sun's orb! (soon)

 

Ender fired a last little docter at the sun.
Shooooooommmmp The sun instantly expanded engolfing the whole solar system, detroying everything within it, then imploded. No more sun.
The orb floated somewhere in the darkness of space.
Lord rippamate and his skills of aversion and illusion avoided the whole sun exploding thing and bobbled along in his small starship. He reached out with the ships robotic arm and took the orb into the ship.
Lord rippamate held the orb warm within his hands.
MY ORB!!!!!

 

Fortunately, BlackFire was maintaining an Air shield around herself the entire time. She saw that RippaMate had the orb and had an asteroid hit him, knocking him unconscience. She scooped up the Orb and opened another dimension. Stepping through, she closed the Portal and quickly hid with the Orb.

My Orb!!!!

 

Blackfire thought she had the orb whist steeping into another dimention but no, it was another of lord rippamate's illusions.
Rippamate still had the orb upon his spaceship and black fire was trapped in another dimention without the orb.
My orb!

 

No, BlackFire was not trapped in the other dimension since she had the power to open and close the dimension whenever she wished. However, it was Lord Rippa Mate that was fooled for he had the illusion orb while BlackFire flew away with the real Orb.


My Golden Orb.

 

Souji takes a well deserved break from his labour filled assignments/plagiarism to quickly swat BF out of the sky by hurling a rotting piece of drift wood. BF plummets to the ground and the orb, not surprisingly, instinctively rolls towards me. I scoop it up and take it with me as i log out preventing anyone from detecting my current whereabouts....or those of the orb!

MY ORB!!!!!!!

 

First, there was nothing.

Then, there was still nothing.

Eventually, nothing got bored of being nothing and made the universe.

But even this was still boring, so nothing became Xeno.

Being made of nothing, Xeno was pretty pissed off.

So, he waged a war, across time and space, against an incredibly powerful foe.

A foe, whose power was only greatened by Xeno's attacks.

So, Xeno built himself a suit of armour, that would make him invincible.

After defeating his foe, Xeno traversed the multiverse, searching for an enemy worthy of his armour.

On an excursion to orb city, he noticed Souji running past him screaming:

"YOU CAN'T FIND ME! I'M NOT LOGGED IN!"

This angered Xeno, who blew Souji into a million pieces.

Then, he saw a tiny orb, glowing in the darkness.

Scooping it up, Xeno popped out of existence and continued his journey, with the orb.

YOU'RE MY ORB NOW!
(League of Gentlemen referance)

 

Everybody forgot there was no earth left, therefore what were souji and Xeno doing running around? Running around on what? Oh lord rippamate forgot to turn of the illusions. Somehow the golden orb had slipped out of lord rippamate's hands. but there it was floating (Xeno was of thinking he had the orb but really he held onto a pitcher of honey).
lord rippamate sucked the orb back into the safty of his ship...
my orb!!!

 

EDIT: delete please (double post accidental)

 

BlackFire was partial to bombs and was too lazy to use her powers so she blew up Rippa Mate's ship and went back to her dimension.

 

My orb!!!!!!!

 

in her crude semblance of of victory BF has neglected to calculate the appearance of the greatest orb hunter in the history of the thread. I approach from behind and use my special backhanded chop to causally knock BF unconscious. i snatch the orb before it hits the ground and take a bow for my adoring fans.

Souji: Thanks for playing, goodbye.

i exit. satisfied that BF wont wake up and RippaBuddy is somewhere i dont wanna be.

MY ORB!!!!!!!!!!

 

I watch as souji walks away from his victims, and sneak towards him. As Souji lets down his guard, I quickly run up, and begind smacking his face left and right.

Stunned by the sudden outburst, Souji releases his attention from the orb, and I quickly steal the orb from his clutches. I proceed to run away, making strange sounds as I disappear into darkness.

*Yoink* MAI ORB.

 

I take a moment to gather my senses before i hear a weird sound trailing off into the distance. I follow it intent on retrieving my precious. i find a small camp fire and scuba is busy doing some stupid dance around it, making weird noises and ululating. i throw a rock to a nearby bush to distract him and when he goes to inspect it i snatch the orb and set him on fire. he runs straight into the darkness and screaming about revenge.

MY ORB!!!!!!!