Inspired by: Corbyn who couldn't be with us right now. [she signed out] This game plays very easily as the title states. My knight can beat up your knight game. You try to out beat the poster above you with why your knight army can beat their knight army. Example: My knight army has 40 orc Example response: My knight army has 50 orcs and 60 specialist knight orc killers So let's begin. Hopefully this is as fun as I thought it would be. -------- My army is the army of great darkness and can corrupt people's minds into madness
My army consists of 1,500 Nordic elves who live in the mountain wilderness. They're tough, strong, and are masters in the art of magic, blunt weapons, and unarmed. Might I also say that they have a hearty constitution, strength, and endurance? And they have spells that can aid them in the dark or let them breathe underwater?
My army constists of viscious shape-shifters who have been trained to shift into the most viscious creatures- magical and normal- in order to destroy their enemies.
My army consists of atomic nuclei with the ability to explode and unleash their nuclear energy onto their enemies. Any threat to them is detonated by a nuclear blast. And, since they are the fundamental building blocks of all matter, they are inside everyone and everything that exists. You cannot escape them no matter what you do, because they are everywhere and inside everyone. Any creature or thing that you can perceive, even if they are invisible to your eyes, contains matter. My atomic nuclei army therefore beats everything. So I win.
My army consists of two dozen lawyers who are experts at surreptitiously bribing other armies to switch sides, including atomic nuclei, and if that doesn't work, suing the crap out of them til they're left with nothing but their underwear. I win! Lol.
My army is filled with your lawyers' secretaries that have reminded your lawyers they are scheduled for their colonoscopy exams that day and cannot make the fight.
My army consists of 50 000 Ganondorf Clones (big, bulky, muscular) who also have great magical powers. The 50 000 Ganondorfs are able to eliminate all the secretaries in less than a minute.
My army consists of Hannibal Lector, who can talk your armies into swallowing their tongues and choking to death.
My army consists of 20 psychiatrists who come after Hannibal to give him shots of antipsychotic medication, and who are ready to lobotomize him as soon as they get him unconscious.
LOL! Chuck Norris could be the judge! He's not allowed to take part in the game! As far as the reply goes: My army is the The Army of the Dead aka the Dead Men of Dunharrow aka the Oathbreakers. "There are those who dwell in the mountain" "murderers, traitors, they answer to no-one" "they will answer to me!"
My army consists of 5 renown skeptics, the eternal adversaries of Ghost Hunters. 10,000:1 sounds right.
My army consists of 2,000,000 humanitarian aid workers, who feed the cannibals pork - the closest substitute for human meat.
My army consists of 20 000 000 starving people who will attack the humaniatarian aid workers for giving meat to the cannibals instead of to them.
My army consists of fifty archers standing on the top of a tall hill. Unless if these Gorons can fly, I win.
