My Knight Can Beat Up Your Knight

My army consists of Danreys Targaryn and three dragons. She will set you warrior eunuchs free, and they will fight for the Mother of Dragons.

 

My army is The Doctor, who went back in time and talked Daenerys into leaving him alone.

 

*knock*knock*knock*knock*

 

DAMMIT D:

The Doctor regenerates, but doesn't remember right away what he was doing. Happily, his companion reminds him, and they continue on their way.

 

My army consists of Chuck Norris and General George S. Patton.

 

My army is Charles Norris, the top hat wearing high society gent that Chuck Norris might have been. Chuck dies of humiliation. Patton is laughing so hard that Charles has an opening to strangle him with the chain of his pocket watch.

 

My army consists of an army of slobs who drown a horror stricken Charles Norris in their filth.

 

My army consists of a hidden button, who is capable to starting nuclear warfare... and the bomb is aimed at your slobs.

 

My army is commanded by Indiana Jones, who supplies the entire force with lead-lined refrigerators. Burn.

 

My army consists of Indiana Jone's father, who easily subdues his son.

 

My army consists of many Maytag men in hazmat suits.

 

My army consists Yuri, who mind controls all those enemy armies into serving him, including that Gary Stu character way back.

 

My army Is magneto who, with his helmet, is able to resist your mind control and with his power over magnatism can easily defeat the other armies.