Um, no? Gandalf and Harry introduce the concept of light to the Twili people, causing them to recoil in pain and fear while everyone else attacks them. Pishku joins Gohan as they cut their way across the castle to Midna. Pishku calls to his goddes Harventha to banish the Twilis to the universe of Twilight. But I've noticed that Pishku's quickly becoming a mary stu, so I'll banish him from this game.
My army is January 10. (sorry, but it was all I could think to defeat your army And I find that incredibly depressing)
Right, but in each different game (barring a few sequential titles), there's a different Link and different storyline, and it's all just tangent universes, and Donnie Darko is master of tangent universes.
My army consists of a Jack of Luck, who's unnatural luck means that anything and everything that can go right, does. And, just for fun, let's give him a dagger.
My army consists of the God of Misfortune, whose natural prowess for unluckiness defeats the unnatural luck of the Jack of Luck. And for an advantage, he has a gun.
My army is a battalion of 200,001 genetically-engineered Mr. Martel McHausen-Vouwer's, clones of the incredibly powerful aforementioned mad scientist - each of whom possesses 1/200,000th of the power of Mr. Manhattan - however, the last 1 puts the army over the power-threshold of Mr. Manhattan, BEATING HIM!!!!... er, um... beating him...
My army consists of a genetic scientist, who created a fatal virus that only affects your 200,001 genetically engineered clones. Guess those genes weren't too powerful after all...
*Cough* I've said it before, and I'll say it again. My army is Jesus Christ, Our Lord and Saviour. His blood can heal any virus. It heals your genetic scientist to death.
Uh, how can it heal people to death? Sorry, Random Roman Soldier #243 taps him on the shoulder and tells him, "Dude? I do the killing around here, remember that? You don't. Now stand over there while I go Roman on them." Jesus rolls his eyes and calls down a legion of angels to kill your genetic soldiers. Hey, you started it, mate! 8D
I don't usually challenge such weak armies, but when I do it's to tell you that my army is the most interesting man in the world. (there's another army I could use, but I'm saving it for when I really need it) You know you go to hell for questioning Jesus, right?
Well, then maybe the J-man ought to be clearer as to how his healing powers hurt when it's, like, the exact opposite.
To fight off the army of "The Most Interesting Man in the World," my army consists of prohibition. Without his precious alcohol, the Most Interesting Man just becomes "That Guy," thus losing any power he once held. And a team of cut-throat lawyers are there to back up the prohibition.
My army consists of these men: They killed Booth. In Real Life. Okay yeah, they were trying to keep him alive, but one of the soldiers was like, "Meh, **** it, this guy killed Lincoln", and shot Booth; they dragged him out and tried to stabilize him, but Booth died a few hours later. Booth died completely paralyzed from the neck down. In addition to them, I have... 300 Spartans and... Ramses II.
Excuse me: GRIZZLY BEAR. A gun named THE EMANCIPATOR. You'll have to try harder than that to defeat Abe Lincoln riding a grizzly bear.
That and he's surrounded by the men who killed Booth. In fact, allow me to look up the name of the guy who pulled the trigger. Boston Corbelt. Crazy insane. Of course, he has nothing against THEODORE ROOSEVELT!! Both of who are by Great Emancipator w/ Bear's side.
NEW ARMY! Teddy Roosevelt, and Abe Lincoln riding a grizzly bear. (yes, me and Link just broke the game)
Kendra Wilkinson with a chainsaw and Morgan Freeman with a cat on his head, so crazy it might just kill your entire family.
