My seven-dimensional Xenophage sees your puny, primitive, third-dimensional army. Normally, it would ignore such a small threat, but this time, it finds itself bored, and feels the need to destroy something. So with a flick of its appendage, which spreads across four different dimensions, it crushes the entire third dimension, and vaporizes anything that might be inside.
Damn you!!! *shakes fist* Fine - I'll counter with the army of Edge, an immortal army, that outlasted its god, they are well discplined and wield sentient swords that are more powerful than any of the things you will find anywhere else, and they are impervious. I'm not done yet though because I'm bringing Darius Ulzingor into the Fray, and his soul hungry sword the Shadows of Intent accompanied by the Shadows of Sycane. A Rift opens, An army of Enhanced (augmented soldiers), Gifted (People with powers), The Virulent Super soldiers, Rikard the unstoppable ice gifted, the son of shadow Raphael all come through to take on this XenePhage. And in the commotion, the Hivemind Requiem the spawn of the Energi, returns with a vengeance, and could single handly decimate your forces. I have a lot of characters at my disposal, I can go forever.
Tang Soo Do? Chuck Norris? HA! I send to you a triple entente of Bruce Lees! I've ordered them to stick your army in a Klein bottle.
I'm pretty sure my Marine buddies can mow down all your knights and Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee. Not much can stop a .50 cal point blank In the way of body armor
I feel sad now, because you guys have these giant armies. . . and I'm all alone over here. My army defected to cruciFiction, so now all I've got left is my pet bunny, who I've named Spork.
Yes, but my army is large, and they can stand on each others' shoulders. Escape! Flying side kicks! *world collapses in rubble* Ahem. You see, these are 4th dans, they can dodge any bullets. Metus - I think your cat would be more inspired by the name Spot.
After hearing about all possible horrific, powerful and self obsessed army. Here is the description of my Army - My army consist of men who can absorb other's power completely. Does anyone have better army than that of mine ?
Sure can jack! My army is completely undetectable. Your men can't absorb their powers if they can't find them, and before they realize what's happening, they'll be eaten. Yes, eaten.
My army is fatally poisonous if eaten, and far too numerous for all of them to be consumed. Oh, and they're zombie Ninja's with bazookas. Yeah.
My army are fatally poisonous, pirate ninja Nazi zombies with katanas, bazookas, and martial art. Oh, and they can freeze people by their screams, and turn people to stone via their gaze.
My army is an old grumpy man who has the power to find flaws and negativity in almost everything, even in the most purest, beautiful flower.
LoL, My army can still absorb that of yours, since Invisibility is a power and and my army can absorb any power irrespective of its variation.
I was assuming that they'd have to actually know something's there to absorb its power. If they aren't even aware of their enemy, how can they even attempt to absorb their power? If it's the case that your army can absorb any power without even having to detect their enemy, then my army consists of guys who's power is self-destructing themselves. That way, your army would automatically steal that power and blow themselves up. My army consists of a group of bratty teenagers who continue to cut through your old-grumpy's lawn and play loud music from their earphones.
My army composes of... Lara Croft, Nathan Drake, Indiana Jones...and a score of other action-adventure heroes and heroines that I don't know about!! Oh, and Dante from Devil May Cry.
You think that my army composes of Gandalf, Dumbledore, Iron Man, all of the guys from Assasins Creed and Chuck Norris.
My consists of a hundred enchanted egg beaters, with more collective beating experience than any other army! Yes.
