My Army consists of a knight who goes by the name of the Avenger, he is able to summon hordes of army's whose power exceeds 9000!, he is joined by the legendary Sarakut a legendary band of warriors who are able to shift dimensional warps as well as being able to enter ones mind, identify their greatest weakness and make them believe it a reality. Their dimensional warp allows them to remove anything from the plains with a glance. Any suffering that is endured by their opponents is return ten fold upon themselves however this is their life essence. The agony they undergo provides them with greater and greater power.
My army consists of disguised knights, who are actually powerful dames. Underneath all that armor, is the woman of all your knights' dreams, that will lure him to his doom...whahahahahaha!
My knight is a being of nightmares, one that makes you scream for bleach to dump into your eyes and brain, because it is SO DISTURBING TO LOOK AT! ...A bi-pedaled pig in a thong with a machete.
My knight is blind but can move around using the power of wind. He also has powerful mental magic and, of course, a big claymore (not anime big!)
My knight has the ability to control the Earth and... wait a tic, are we trying to find ways to stop the other poster's knight or are we just saying how our knight is better than the other guy's knight? My knight can control Earth and block mental magic. Oh, and he can paralyze people with quick punches and jabs.
My army consists of 50 necromancers capable of summoning the bodies and spirits of every character Jackie Chan has ever played!
My army consists of Chuck Norris, Cthulthu, Jackie Chan, Bruce Lee, Jet Li, Arnold Swatzeneger(dafuq ya spell it?) *names go on for 108 more pages* and a flying nun.
My army consists of Chuck Norris, Cthulhu, Jackie Chan, Bruce Lee, Jet Li, Arnold Schwarznegger spelled correctly (which at least triples his powers) *names go on for 108 more pages*, a flying nun, and an invisible archbishop (you can't see him, but he's there). I also have Professor Xavier, Magneto and Apocalypse. On the same side!
My army is the same, minus Chuck Norris, Jackie Chan, Jet Li, the flying nun and the three X-Men who were listed--but I have Bruce Campbell!
My army is an Orange Lantern Seagull from Finding Nemo. If that doesn't crumble the Earth before it, I also have Bill Nye the science guy, of whom is many time superior to Chuck Norris. I have the Terminator, Morgan Freeman, Gordon Freeman, Saxton Hale, and Jackie Chan. Not to mention a cloning device that clones enemy armies and puts them under my control. )
My army is a blankie, a teddy, and a closet to run and hide in. NOT! My army is Abby-Lee plus all the dance moms.
My army is a single man, watching the other armies destroy each other, while he plots to steal their wives.
My army is Genghis Khan. He watched his army destroy all the other armies and forcibly took their wives.
My army is 10,000 Taiwanese samurais (assuming that's the right warrior/culture pairing) carrying swords of Adamantium, SuperSoakers filled with a 20% sodium sulphide solution, and a strong will to live.
My army is a redneck and his pet gator, swigging on a bottle concealed in a brown paper bag. Backed up by his brother Billy Bob with a bow and arrow and duelling banjos playing on an 80's Sony walkman!
My army is a bunch of drunken Irishmen who throw Guinness bottles at you while singing songs. And Barney the Dinosaur who drives you to insanity with his cheesy and badly-written songs. And...er...Spongebob Squarepants. And...PENNYWISE THE CLOWN!!
My army is the protestant king of England, with a riot shield. ...And internet Memes aimed against childhood television mascots! ...And a duck named Wilbur (I don't know what he accomplishes, i'm tired and want my army to have a duck named Wilbur danggit!)
