My army is another hobbit giving a speech, A Paper Shredder (for gambit's cards lol), A heron, and Disney Taken Over Sequels!
Wow this game is fun! My army is a forest of angry squirrels, the worst movie you have ever seen, a pink haired witch, and the killer joke (Monty Python).
Yes it is fun! My army is the midwestern highway network (so many dead squirrels...), Roger Ebert, another pink haired witch with a meat cleaver, and a deaf giant with no sense of humor and a trained pack of ROUS's (Rodent's Of Unusual Size!)
My army is giant rat traps, a werewolf that eats pink haired witches with meat cleavers, the mayhem guy (Allstate Commercials), A t-rex, and tone deaf secret service agents.
I think it's time to bring this back, even if just for a little while My army is 41 At&t cable installers wielding wire crimpers while riding T-rex's. There is also a hyper intelligent chipmunk named Lucien who is leading the charge
My army has one thing 400 soldiers of nuclear mages. That's right mages that harness the power of nuclear energy.
My army is a genetically engineered cockroach... A single, genetically engineered cockroach. Genetically engineered to live longer than the average human life span. One, genetically engineered, nuclear resistant, long living cockroach.
My army is a flood which destroys your game and drowns your GM. It's led by a water-retardant monkey with psychic skills
My army is made of super hot lava that evaporates your water and is run by a lava retardant monkey with psychic skills.
My army can bombard your psychic monkey with self destruct vibes that he can't deflect. My army's power source is super hot lava - so thank you very much for revealing a great source.
My army is a host of lava eating beetles that are cushioned from sound waves by the lava they live in... And a very definitely retarded, not retardant, monkey. He doesn't do much... he's just kinda there...
My army is an angry mob of pesticide protestors who march in with guns that disentegrate your canisters into almighty and sentient recyclable matter.
My army is the GOP! (Grand Old Party/The Republicans!) They have no patience for anti pesticide protesting hippies! And they are backed by the NRA (National Rifle Association) so they too come bearing guns, and cigars... and a retarded monkey who doesn't really do anything except sit there... *whispers*"he used to be in a lab..."
My army is a Robot bearing a stereo in one hand that has the brown note on repeat, and in the other hand a barrel of bannanas... *whispers* "they were grown in a greenhouse..."
My army is a solitary tick, grown to the size of a small elephant, able to withstand any noise, especially the brown note, it loves the brown note, gives it a warm fuzzy feeling inside. Oh and a small army of 1000000 robotic scarabs to crawl their way into any structure, machine or building and take it apart from the inside. mwah hah hah.
My army is a huge cloud of nanometre sized self replicating robots that can disassemble anything they are in contact with to reproduce and grow. They also have a special energy field that nullifies their electromagnetic charge meaning they can freely travel through matter. Whatever they can't use to reproduce is recycled into cake. Lovely delicious cake. With almonds and cherries. And cream. And cake.
My army is a bunch of fat scientist that have learned how to use a specail signal to control your robots to create a neverending supply of cake for themselves. =D
