Mystic Jar

This is a mystic jar. You shake it up and down then pull something out. Sometimes nice, sometimes bad and sometimes downright wierd!

 

*shakes jar.. Moth flies out*

 

*shakes jar again. Out comes a mystic smell!*

 

*shakes jar. Out comes a tenner.*

 

*shakes*

*nothing comes out*

Ha. Funny, the mystic jars produced disappoitment for me.

 

I shook the Mystic jar, and when I opened it, all I saw was mist. Maybe I missed something by mistake.

 

<Shakes the Jar. Reach hand in. Pull out a Grizzly bears head. It starts growling. Frantic fight to put the lid back on.>
I think the jar is broken.

 

Domoviye obviously used to watch Rocky and Bullwinkle.

 

*Shakes jar, pulls out handful of sand*

*Maybe next time the jar goes to the beach it will take us*

 

Shaking the jar, I reach in and withdraw a mysterious glowing key.
Any theories?

 

<Shakes the jar, reaches in, pulls out a small black pebble.>
Thats no fun. Its too small to even throw at someone.
And Cogito I never watched Rocky and Bullwinkle, never liked them. But I did watch a lot of Anamaniacs which pulled similar stunts.

 

*shakes the jar and pulls out...Torana?*
Well, DOZ did say there would be weird stuff in there...

 

I remember that!!! I haven't seen it in years though...

 

Helloooooo, Nurse!

I poke at the black pebble with a pencil. It rolls about an inch and stops. I drop a sock on it, which instantly disappears, only to be replaced by a completely different sock.

Hey, one of the great mysteries of life has just been solved!

 

Shroedinger says:

There might be a cat in that jar.

 

I thought he would say that there is and there isn't a cat in there?

 

There is a cat in the jar, and it is both dead and alive.

 

If someone pulls out a furball we'll finally know the answer to that all important question.

 

That was devestatingly brutal.

 

*shakes jar out pops a smexy swedish male massuse who begind massaging my very tired and aching feet!*

 

Please, this is a family forum.

 

But my feet hurt! and it's only for feet!

*wriggles smelly toes in Frosts face*

*shakes jar and pulls out a packet of never ending dark chocolate tim-tams*

 

<Shakes jar, pulls out a wild monkey, who proceeds to steal the packet of tim-tams. Since DoZ is busy getting her feet massaged she can't run after the monkey.>
Well that was unexpected.

 

*shakes jar then pullls out sling shot and ammo. Shoots monkey and then Dom. In the BUM! (rude enough for ya? )*

 

<Shakes jar, reaches in, pulls out the real Domoviye. The one that was shot fades away.>
Now its just getting weird.