Really, you can't? I swear we covered this in the thread. Most second person isn't talking to the literal 'you' sitting at home reading the book, but a persona of sorts, a character of 'you.' It's the same way first person isn't asking you to actually believe you're literally in a story, but to accept/adapt a character of 'I' that isn't actually yourself.
The first thing that came to my mind was Ellery Queen - but as a tv series. In that medium (television, that is) it works well. In literature, ehh, not so much in my opinion.
I've seen this done in first person, where the character is talking to the reader: "I did this next because of this, and this was the result". Usually in a conversational tone, and not just comedy but in more serious fiction as well. Done well I don't mind, but overdone it can get annoying.
