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    Keith Trimm Banned

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    New kind of monster

    Discussion in 'Character Development' started by Keith Trimm, Jan 23, 2013.

    For my next book I'm creating a character that feeds off the cooked flesh of cattle and the fried flesh of chickens. I don't want to go the "vampire" route because it's been done so many times. Any ideas for what my character could be?
     
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    A combination of a vampire and a Chupacabra. A vampiracabra perhaps?

    By the way, you make some very strange threads.
     
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    He's just joking. Obviously that's any ol' human carnivore.
     
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    Uh, I... Um

    I don't know how to take this seriously
     
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    Sounds like that 6 foot man-eating-chicken I've heard about.

    Didn't expect it roun' these here parts.
     
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    A human male of the american variety, cuz everyone knows that's all we eat in america is meat :p
     
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    A very hungry McDonald's customer.
     
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    How does this fit in with the moon tube, the "dancer", the horse trailer, two headed Bob, and your non-fiction book?


    GoldenGhost is right. I'm going to stop feeding the trolls. No more posts for obvious nonsense.
     
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    I think his name is Robert and he's probably trying to stalk the girl behind the BK counter so he can get into her house and steal a flash drive with incriminating photos of his brother on it. Just a hunch...
     
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    Damn I'm good
     
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    I have to admit, I'm finding myself wanting to feed the troll, if only to see how fat he gets.

    I don't think it's a coincidence his next thread started off describing the diet of a potential monster, or fellow troll, or human rather, for his next sleeper series.
     
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    Right, it's quite clear from the sheer number of threads about different things Keith is making that he's taking us for a ride. Thread closed.
     
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