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    Newspaper Headlines

    Discussion in 'Word games' started by Funkymonkey, Aug 23, 2011.

    What about this game !

    Finish off newspaper headline .

    For Example Shopkeeper caught ..........



    Then leave first part of next Headline !



    Shopkeeper caught a nasty dose of flu .

    NOTE: No member may post more than once per ten-post page.


    Teenager Found ........
     
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    Teenager found rummaging in Whithouse garbage bins for what he described as valuable discards.

    Kraken sighted...
     
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    Kraken sighted 'cos he went to Specsavers !


    Elderly lady swore ........
     
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    Elderly lady swore.... man-eating turnips ate her husband.



    Baboon fur discovered in...
     
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    Baboon fur discovered as part of ingredients included in local restaurant meatloaf.

    Beached dolphin found
     
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    beached dolphin found humans very friendly .

    Obama told michelle never to
     
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    Obama told Michelle never to eat his cheesecake again.

    Aliens have been found...
     
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    Barfanian Aliens have been found finding earth women edible.

    Dog chases
     
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    Dog chase Zora Link because he smells of fish!

    The llama...
     
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    Dog chases his tail, creates black hole vortex.

    Government scientists found...
     
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    ...a ruined TARDIS and a skeleton of a Dalek.

    President of France tells the world...
     
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    President of France tells the world, "I did not have sexual relations with that woman!"

    Orange growers in Florida...
     
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    decides that oranges belong to them and refuse to sell it! D=

    Elvis Presely...
     
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    Elvis presley is dead, in other news....

    Social ackward monkeys...
     
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    elaborate their disagreements by whacking each other on their heads in a ring.

    Time traveeling...
     
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    Time travelling via camel hump transplant now possible.

    Bull gores
     
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    Bull gores Al Gore.

    House prices
     
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    House prices plummet for plump, plucky, female plumbers.


    exoplanet detected
     
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    exoplanet detected... populated by flying squid.


    New studies show that pancakes...
     
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    New study shows that pancakes are not really panned-just caked.

    Supercow manages to
     
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    Supercow manages to do her own milking !


    The greatest reward ...........
     
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    Is the smallest thing...

    Please do not...
     
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    Please do not pull the gorilla's nose hairs.

    Sporting hero finds.....
     
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    that Australia has its own version of sports, and it ain't the pretty ones with the safety gears. MUWAHAHAHA!!

    Exploring the Australian Outback, explorers find...
     
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    the third, mythical, Minogue sister.

    Obama rejects accusations
     
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