feel free to jump in. add anecdotes from your life beginning with "one time". try not to laugh at the absurd wallpaper, please. ... one time a butterfly flew right into my face from out of nowhere and i shrieked and dropped my bowl of pudding. ... one time when i was 12 years old, a kid bet me $5 that there was a jet fighter parked in a little shopping mall nearby. so i walked over there and saw a jet fighter parked in the shopping mall. i had forgotten that there was an air force recruiting station nearby. ... one time i was watering the plants inside an animal enclosure and without realising it, backed up all the way to the edge of a concrete ledge. i felt something brush against my hip and looking down, saw a rhinocerous head. ever since that day i say a little "thank you" from time to time to rhinoceroses everywhere for not mangling my puny body when they had their big opportunity.