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  1. Imaginarily

    Imaginarily Disparu en Mer Contributor

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    Out of Context Quotes

    Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Imaginarily, Nov 24, 2015.

    Before I run off to visit my family for the holiday, I would like to present you all with this wonderful, hilarious out of context quote:

    "Sorry. I've been too caught up with that moose and my turducken."​

    :rofl:

    Post your favorite out of context quotes! :-D From your writing, from life, whatever.
     
  2. Inks

    Inks Contributing Member

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    And here's one from my life:

    "Oh dear god, it is on the floor, on the wall...on the ceiling?! How! Aagaaghhh."​

    Could not help but giggle like a brat. It is right up there with the time mother grabbed the sprinkles and poured them into her mouth only to get a heap of ants with it. Munchy munchy.... BRWAAAAAAAaaaaa. Not buying anymore chocolate sprinkles.
     
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    This is not an out of context quote as such, but when I was a kid my dog had crapped on the carpet. I arrived home and my mother pointed out a 2 foot by 2 foot wet patch. "Look how big it was."

    Obviously, despite my young age I said words to the effect of; "it wasn't that big though was it, you cleaned around it."

    "No," my mum insisted (and still insists to this day), "I literally cleaned around the outline of the turd." My poor dog, defamed in such a ridiculous manner. He would have had to shat out half his body-weight.

    The dog is dead now, but I will forever remember him by the monumental shit he never did.
     
  4. Imaginarily

    Imaginarily Disparu en Mer Contributor

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    "I can taste that moose."
     
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    Lots of gems on https://www.reddit.com/r/nocontext/top/

     
  6. Imaginarily

    Imaginarily Disparu en Mer Contributor

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    "I have some issues with that moose."
     
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    From my life:

    "It Will Only Get Worse" " I had gotten the girl... but the boy was frustrating, as he literally couldn't catch a fairy."

    "I Was a Stalker" "The problem was, though, I couldn't get near him, with all of those other people crowding in... Then I got caught."

    "You are not allowed to volunteer! You're my toy!"

    "He gave it up to someone... while wearing a dress."
     
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    Blue supergiant?
     
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    From a news story:

    "...he was fingered as a paedophile."
     
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  10. Imaginarily

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    "Okay guys. This fight's all about circles."
     

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