Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Moon, Aug 21, 2017.
You know what's worse? Unchecked violins in the streets!
I was struggling to figure out how lightning works, but then it struck me.
Puns in a pun.
I met my doppelganger yesterday. I was beside myself.
Creepypasta:
A bun is the lowest form of wheat.
Chuck keys in love?
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An Investigator.
What did the guy say when he was told he shouldn’t be rushing? “I’m American, not Russian.”
My wife dropped a copy of A Christmas Carol on my foot. It hurt like the Dickens.
Do they allow loud laughing in Hawaii? Or just a low ha?
If Mississippi loaned Missouri her New Jersey, what did Delaware? Idaho, Alaska.
Separate names with a comma.