The famous ginger-haired Norwegian weatherman was being nagged by his wife to do some gardening. He refuses. "It's going to start coming down really heavily soon." Exasperated, his wife points to the sky. "It's bright sunshine out there! There's not a cloud in the sky!" The weatherman simply smiles. "Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."
And then there's the story about a couple who had to put twin boys up for adoption. One went to a Mid-East couple, who named him Amahl. The other boy was adopted by a Colombian family and was renamed Juan. The new parents promised to stay in touch with the birth parents, and would send them letters to update them. One day the birth parents got a letter from the latter family, who enclosed a picture of Juan. When the mother suggested that the Mid-Eastern parents send a picture of their son, the father replied, "What's the use? When you've seen Juan, you've seen Amahl."
I read on another forum about a new origami porn web site. So far the site is only paper view, but their subscriber base is in creasing. Designers tried similar site idea once before, but that effort folded.
