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  1. dbesim

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    Merry Christmas and Happy New Year

    “I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.”
     
    dbesim, Dec 25, 2022
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    I got fired from the same place!

    All I did was ask the type-setter for a date...
     
    Hammer, Dec 25, 2022
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    Huh. Well, I was fired from the bus company for telling people where to get off.
     
    Naomasa298, Dec 26, 2022
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    One for grammar:
    Thanks for explaining the word “many” to me, it means a lot.

    One for the reading club:
    I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
     
    dbesim, Dec 26, 2022
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    It's easy to tell when a Communist revolution is brewing. There'll be a lot of red flags.
     
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