How much of a pain is it for you yanks to lose the birth certificate? Here in Sweden, if we lose all our identity cards, we can go with a relative or family member and get a new one, I think.
It's usually registered in the county you were born in, so not too much of a problem unless you've moved. I had to get copies one of the last times I was home and it took 10 minutes and $5 or so. If you're far away, like I usually am, things are different.
Headline of the Day from The Onion: 600,000 Americans Go Missing Every Year: Here’s Why You Still Aren’t Seeing Cheaper Kidney Prices
The average house in the US costs over $550,000 right now. It was $375,000 in 2020 - absolutely insane inflation.
The BBC bringing you the news that matters since 1922 Essex family gives up trying to block badger from kitchen https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-england-essex-63345578
Woman who married her duvet says it’s the ‘most intimate’ relationship of her life "It's always there for me in time of sadness and happiness. It's definitely not sexual, it's just like a friendship." Her boyfriend Jonny, completely understands her relationship with the blanket.
I like the opposite—she gets kidnapped and the binkie goes to her rescue. Perhaps with assistance from several stuffed animals.
Not sure what to make about boyfriend Jonny. Nevermind that you don't need to marry the blanket to get what you need from it.
Throw in a few elements of Beauty and the Beast crossed with The Expendables, where you have the blankie put together a team of mercenary household goods To go after the bad guys.
Makes me think of Mat Best and the "be my woobie" song (Which i'm definitely not going to link here because its somewhat nsfw) (that aside I know Anna Fitzgerald - not the lady who married her duvet but the artist who organized it, she's doing a graffiti art project with us at the minute)
The forthcoming Cadillac Celestiq, an “ultra-luxury” vehicle, will include more than 100 3-D-printed parts.
Headline of the Day from The Onion: One Time I Was In England And I Was A Prince And My Mom Was Diana And She Died And My Family Is Mean And My Wife Is Brown And I’m Sorry I Wore A Nazi
To whatever magnificent bastard wrote that headline, all I can say is... (Terrible story, of course, but wow, that might be the greatest tabloid headline ever)
It's been debunked, but The Man in the Gold Helmet has been shown not to be a Rembrandt. Takes nothing away from the beauty of either.
In ancient Sparta, the law mandated that only two classes of people could have their names inscribed on their tombstones: women who died in childbirth and men who fell in combat.
