Do you ever just hold a noodle above your cat or dogs head and watch them snap it up bit at a time like an eating conveyor belt? It's fun.
I was thinking... I’m not Brad Pitt, I don’t have a car, I don’t carry a comb up my sleeve just in case, and I’m not a rocket scientist. Does that mean I’d impress Shania Twain much?
Had a bolt of inspiration this weekend and realized the aesthetic I'm going for in my WIP is "Venus of Willendorf in an NPR tote bag", and no I don't know what that means either.
I enjoyed the joke, yet the philosophy teacher in me can’t help but point out that it denies the antecedent. However it will now feature in my lessons on logical fallacies. “X may not be Brad Pitt, but according to the truth table, Shania Twain may be unimpressed for other reasons”.
That asshole doctor at the local clinic is a pretty nice guy. Spoiler Had a slight case of rhoid rage I needed fixed Spoiler Spoiler No you wouldn't, and you're a sick person if you made it this far
What can i say... (aside from that - apparently in canada it is so cold that moose are getting their tongues stuck when licking cars for salt... my question has to be how exactly do you stop a moose from licking your car if it really wants to?)
I assure you, sir, if you want coffee, I shall serve you coffee. I myself am not included in the offer, so your person is safe.
My work colleague just taught me a great waste of time. Open your phone’s text messenger / WhatsApp and send someone a message. The catch is you’re only allowed to use the word the phone predicts and displays above the keyboard. Just keep tapping the middle word of the three it predicts, i.e: I don’t think you could do that any other way you could have it and I do not have a look and see what it is but it’s just a coincidence I wanna is a little more than that one way to go through it all you do is have to use it for a little more time.
My wife and I have watched a TV show called Mom, about two mother/daughter alcoholics. One day while randomly perusing Youtube for music videos I discovered the source of the shows theme song. It is the overture from an opera called Ruslan and Ludmilla, by Russian composer Mikhail Glinka. He is said to have influenced Mussorgsky, Rimsky-Korsakov, and Borodin.
