"Rule of 3" Challenge

Here's a fun challenge if anyone is up to it: Write a three-word poem or a thee-sentence story, with 3 words each.

I'll start with a poem and a story:

Poem

Story

 

I love you. I always have. I always will.

 

"Joseph, I'm pregnant."
"Jesus Christ, Mary!"
"How'd you know?!"

 

Ay @Thomas Kitchen Fancy a chat tomorrow afternoon. Not bad on the story btw.

@BillC Nice story, that one is really funny!

 

@Andrae Smith - Sure, but do you mean your afternoon or my afternoon? Thanks for the compliment, but I know my story sucks (I'm not as clever as you lot). I prefer writing novels.

 

I hate you!
Do you really?
Mmm, maybe not.

 

Would have been funnier if it ended with Joseph saying "Don't blame me" or "What the fuck?"

 

@Thomas Kitchen That is a good question. 0_0 Well hows about the next time we're both on after Tuesday (exam that day and I'll be studying up to the exam)

@erebh You, sir, have a good eye for humor! I found it funny as it is, but I like your suggestion.

Here's are a couple more:

 

To the airport. Two bags left. Only one returned.

 

Is that one lay dead?

Or was the duck a lie, like cake?

 

I did a quick Google search, and I from what I found it should be lie, as in to "lie down" it would be lay, if I were laying down a book, or something similar. But I guess you're right because it is in the past tense. It should be lay.

 

I lay down; I laid down; I lie to you; I lied to you; I lie down; I lay down; ah, words.

 

"Who is it?"
"It's the mailman."
"Stuff my box!"

 

A bomb squad is defusing a bomb.
They exit the building;
In bags.

 

http://www.chompchomp.com/handouts/irregularrules02.pdf

That chart pretty much solves the problem, but I found the whole doc sorta intresting (I'm a grammar nerd sometimes )
And would "HarleyQ" be short for Harley Quinn? (please say yes!) lol

 

interesting story, but it kinda breaks the 3 sentence 3 word limit... i'll take any structure, really, but no more than 9 words though lol.

 

Lols, yes.

 

Harley. Is. Awesome. She is one of the coolest female characters ever! lol (at least in comics)

 

I'm really sorry, I forgot about the 9 word limit. I'll think of something else.

 

"Hold that nail."
"Keep it steady."
"Ouch, that hurt."

 

How to deal with England:

Put a jacket;
Put a sweater,
That's much better.

 

hop, skip, jump

The cat purred. Crouching low, ready. Poor mouse, died.

 

I told him! He didn't listen. He should've listened...

 

Fantasy, Illusion, Confusion

Hope, Truth, Fear