Six Word Stories

The orgasm rattled his old bones.

 

Shouldn't that be - bone?

 

He flung bouquet. She gave speech.

 

Love song for the dear departed.

 

On top of the world!
{Pushes}

 

And down he was struck by meteors.

 

"Oh dear, that wasn't a fart"

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Her husband used condoms. I didn't.

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I didn't think it was loaded.

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Exit bag runs out of helium.

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Sorry, lead bullets can't hurt me.

 

She is sexy, and you afraid.

 

Birds flying south, let me go.

 

The good die young, I didn't.

 

My pillow pet died of cancer.

 

Dancing on the battlefield Death sang.

 

Even coffee won't wake me now.

 

I never liked him.
Carrion did.

 

Little girls sing sweet fey whimsies.

Mirror images, yet so very different.

In one thought a story abounded.

In balance we found inner peace.

Black and White excluded the Grey.

She breathed in and exhaled life.

Tea cups shattered and clocks twanged.

 

Once upon a time I existed.

 

Lost in a fantasy, running circles.

 

Books are windows to my soul.

 

Words of anger are never true.

 

The drunk historian forgot to lie.

 

Burning, drowning, or jaguars. Your choice.

 

Tea, cake, or genocide. Your choice.

 

The child hid from the monsters.

 

The music curled around the populace.

 

The kids were eaten by boogers.