Discussion in 'Writing Prompts' started by Arannir, Mar 6, 2014.
So, baby, is it in yet?
Another's name said at the alter.
Not sure, I'm the virgin here.
''Happy Death Day, you lousy Vampire.''
"......because men don't stop for directions!"
What are directions? A clothing store?
Hammer. Screwdriver. Unscientific application of force.
The goldfish were intelligent all along.
She needn't tell them twice.
Portal, smortal, just jump a carousel.
The bomb hit, humanity has lost.
Ottoman Cataphract, and Christian Mamluk, fuck.
Loneliness. Perpetually undelivered poetry. No bullets...
An omen. Paint the nursery black.
Of course you will die. Questions?
Your father has a smaller dick.
Death is the poor man's doctor.
My friend was a douchebag milkshake.
Four fingers and a thumb. Ouch.
All iron, forged and unforged, rusts.
But... but... but you're my stepdad!
I could only save six words.
Six words? Isn't that too much?
Had you done it in five, I'd be impressed
Five words?... That's too little. <.<
Separate names with a comma.