Six Word Stories

I drank milk.
I'm lactose intolerant.

 

The pavement reared up. "He's gone!"

 

And then the microbes reclaimed Earth.

 

Satanique's cigarette contained angeldust. Quite literally.

 

Dazzling with brilliance. Baffling with bullshit.

 

Oh, oh, oh! Let me try!

 

Acquaint yourself with survival, young girl.

 

He was a man, now bones.

 

Hitler Killed by Time Travelling Hitler.

 

The Voices agree. You're totally Sane.

 

The talking dinosaurs meet for tea.

 

Cat and Mouse in group therapy.

 

Harry Potter and the Elvis Impersonators.

 

Napoleon's Raj: Imperial March on India.

 

I'm positive. This is the Earth.

 

Your soul lives in the mirror.

 

Time is warped. You are not.

 

The Train was empty until midnight.

 

Only war could satisfy her appetite.

 

If I may be meta here, a writers' group I've recently joined is having a six-word-story challenge for the August meeting. 12 photo prompts, do six. I just got the prompts and everything I'm coming up with depends on having the image as illustration. Not the way it works, I know. But it's frustrating.

*We now return you to our regular programming.*

 

Jill sat singing under the tree.

 

He was whistling while he worked.

 

Night descends; garments discarded; to flight.

 

Dawn breaks, birds sing, work starts.

(Hemingway apparently wrote: "For sale. Baby shoes. Never worn." - is this the inspiration for this thread? - PM me if that's better than replying here, just in case it is bad manners to pose a question like that here.....)