Sports?

Anyone here play any sports?

 

Do hunting and fishing and canoeing count.
If yes then I do.
If no then I don't.

 

Does chess count?

 

Only if you are really board.

 

Any more jokes like that and I'll get Bobby Fischer onto you... oh sh*t... he's dead...

 

He's not dead, he just went home.

 

Too true! One of my heros...

 

Aak.
Sports.
Me and sports go together like Benito Mussolini and a care bear: They just don't. (Or, in an alternate explanation, they CAN go together...and the results are sadistically enjoyable to watch.)
I have nothing against exercise. I run, I do push-ups and sit-ups, I keep myself in shape.
But the whole idea of 'coordination' eludes me. Especially in front of those for whom it doesn't...

 

To be fair, it could be argued that Mussolini had as much coherent policy as a care bear?