A decoder pen to reveal the made up words that look like the one in the following quotation marks... " "
A book that reads the story to you and has visual scenes upon choice, let alone the voices of characters... ahem ahem
A 10 year old that understands the value of money and how damn expensive everything is. A lawn Mower that will not suck up that one missed dog poo and blend it, giving off an aromatic fragrance of wet grass and poop. Grass that only grows 1 inch in height. (Yes, I mowed the lawn today!) A dog that will only bark at a burglar approaching the house instead of everyone. Cheddar Cheese that contains zero fat (cheese is my nemesis, I can eat a whole slab to myself of mature English cheddar, yum) Car Windscreens that don't ever ice up. Beer that gets you very drunk but leaves you feeling bright as a button in the morning and full of energy. A cure for sleep, I have too much to do!
