How many tons of weight did you lose? TMW you know the next scene in your WIP is going to be so much fun to write, but you have to wait all day before you get to sit down in front of the computer again.
That moment you decide to break your deal with the devil. I've decided I don't want to be rich and famous anymore. I just want to be retired with a hot wife, that loves me for my brains.
I was wondering the same thing. I went to a dumplings meetup and got along really well with someone I was seated next to and we ended up walking all around the city talking and stuff for a couple of hours afterwards. She was a lesbian and if we had the chance to hang out I can imagine her becoming a good friend also. Must investigate this phenomenon further.
TMW you realize you shouldn't be writing about guns cause ya dunno crap about them.... TMW you decide to take a gun safety course... TMW you step up to shoot for the first time, palms sweany and think.... Oh crap!
Simple. <--- See the dude in green carrying a map in one hand and a pen in the other while he's looking up? That's Link. He's writing on the map. I'm Link the Writer.
BUT IT'S NOT THE SAME WHALE. That moment when you almost got what you wanted. Seriously, if you wanna change your avatar, go nuts. I don't wanna force you to do a thing you don't want.
TMW you look over your sig and fear you may have gotten Hamlet's line wrong. Hamlet fans, does it check out? TMW you see that @123456789 has figured out how to make an avatar. Good for you, bud. I knew you could do it.
That moment after it rains when it's time to go play in the puddles! Also, that moment when you only have like an hour before it's supposed to start pouring again.
TMW you remember that you are what you eat, and wonder what a link eating orca would look like... Spoiler: Nom nom nom...
In truth, I ate Link and his silly talking red boat years ago. They're still in my guts complaining about how dark and damp it is. So I go devour as many good books as possible so they can keep themselves occupied.
Doesn't he at least have Princess Ruto for company? After all, she likes hanging out inside large sea creatures.
The moment I do that (eat Ruto), he guts me in my super secret but very obvious weak spot: my heart that apparently is powered by electric jellyfishes and...yeah, I don't get my own anatomy either. @Lewdog - Hope it comes true for you, man. Hope it comes true. TMW you ... have no TMW but feel the urge to post it anyhow.
TMW you realize you've five different scenes to write for your fantasy. <deep breath> Gods. I imagine them in a film-esque style, so...advice on how to proceed to translate it into words?
TMW You're driving to work and have that nagging feeling you forgot to do something... and realize all to late that you forgot to eat anything all day and work with a bunch of police officers that eat constantly all day long.
TawkwardMW ..... you run into your high school besty whom you haven't seen in fifteen years....who has kids, and a spouse. TMW said besty turns to their spouse telling them about... TMW he and your brother roped you, tied you up....and duct taped your head.