TMW after a storm comes, your front yard is covered with acorns. @minstrel - Did your kind have an aerial war over my property when I wasn't looking? I can see it now. Squiker of 44th Nut: “FIRE AT WILL! DEPLOYING ACORNS!!” pew pew pew pew <WWI style plane swerves around enemy plane, does a barrel roll> Squiker of 44th Nut: “ENEMY INBOUND! COMING ABOUT!! CHIPPY, DEPLOY NUT-FLARES!!”
TMW you get burnt out on your fantasy so you go to work on your sci-fi for the first time in ages. So...the sci-fi I said I had quit for forever in my Progress Journal? Well, I decided to give it one more crack.
Tmw... You visualize squirrels in tiny red baron planes doing death defying flights of fancy... @Link the Writer thanks...I needed a laugh...but ...wow...*shakes head*
Up next for random insanity: D-Day! But with squirrels! TMW you realize that maybe you need to get off the internet for a while...
Im just glad you didn't go farther back to say.......Waterloo with squirrels, or... the fall of Rome...... That moment when you envision squirrels horseback on mini ponies with hats, and realize you maybe in trouble.........
TMW you ask Siri, the virtual guide for the iPhone/iPad to tell you a story and...it tells you a five paragraph story. TMW you ask Siri when Zelda: Ocarina of Time was released, and it states it was released on February 17, 1926. The Wind Waker in 2002 and Majora's Mask in 2009. Yet it correctly guessed when Dragon's Dogma was released and when Fallout 4 will be released. Siri, what?
That moment when you check your friends list in WoW and someone has been "offline for 39 years." WoW was released in 2004. And the internet as we know it has only been around for like, 20 years. edit to add: Plus that guy wasn't even 39 years old himself!
That moment when you wish you had people to play WoW with (besides your raid team who you only see for raids because you're not actually in their guild... ) but your antisocial nature forces you to be happier soloing everything.
That moment when you're inspired to create this thread, but you're not sure if you're allowed to and you don't want a mod punting you into Saskatchewan for it.
That moment when you too are tempted... That moment when your watching a movie like John Wick checking out guns, only to realize that the plot is a lot like a WOW dungeon complete with obscure quest line, mini aggro, and bosses..... That moment you realize you might need help.....
Lmao.... sadly, yes...yes I have, and no I don't have my own vlog.....and my warlock was way cooler..... That moment when... you type tmw just so you don't feel bad for not doing it...
TMW, you imagine the possible thoughts and speakings of other forum members to something you've wrote, which you dare not -- out of lack of confidence in your own clarity -- bring up as a joke, but they make you smile regardless.
That moment when you throw a raspberry @BrianIff for lacking the confidence in himself....I'd let you borrow mine but I need allll of the help I can get!
There's liquid courage and then there's liquid discourage -- the latter more common among the experienced
That moment when you realize you used to hate those people in WoW who were constantly jumping everywhere, but now you are one of those people. That moment when you wonder what exactly you get accomplished by jumping everywhere, anyway. AND that moment when you still can't figure out why Ultraxion drops a mount that looks like a coloring book instead of himself.
TMW your recent antics here tells you that maaaaybe you'd might want to dial it back a notch. Trolling is usually not ok in a mod's eyes.
That moment you beg the mod's not to ban you for an afternoon of fun @Link the Writer ... I read that and had to resist the urge to start calling you Link the troll.