That Moment...

That moment when @Link the Writer gets a new nickname.

 

TMW you've a special surprise for the forums come this Halloween.. Muwahahahaha....

 

That moment when you wonder if it's bad form to fight a blind and deaf kid.

 

Not if the kid is...



or



They'll be more than happy to fight you.

 

Is that the actor Charlie Cox in the second image? And if so, what film is this from?

ETA: Never mind. Found it. TV not film.

I know who Toph Beifong is. She requires no introduction.

 

That moment when you immediately start beating the crap out of @Link the Writer, cos he said it was okay.

 

<starts fighting you and your horse>

I know how to defend myself! <smacks you with his tail>

TMW you finish playing The Last of Us: Left Behind (the DLC) and are reminded by how sad and kind of depressing/bittersweet this game really is.

 

That moment when you get punted into next Tuesday, again, by a bigass whale.

 

That's what you get for fighting a whale, Imaginarily.

TMW you read a Cracked.com article about the top 10 urban legends that are supposed to freak you the fuck out, and #1 is about a guy with a severe facial deformity (AKA Charlie No-Face for those who want to know) due to a childhood accident.

You stop, then wonder if it's offensive because they're basically saying, "Look, look! A guy with a hideous deformity, he's so freaky! So weird!!" Y'know, because people with deformities deserve to be mocked because of what they've got to deal with. TMW you're not sure if you're just being overly-sensitive because it's clearly a crass comedy site or what.

Oi.

 

http://news.discovery.com/animals/whales-dolphins/orca-punts-seal-80-feet-into-the-air-151028.htm

 

Hey, there's Link! And there's me!

 

That moment you gain a semblance of perspective or something to the effect. Hmm, sounds too precise.

 

TMW you critiqued two works here, and another work in the other writing forum you're on.

I'm on a frickin' roll! Show me a piece and I shall analyze it with THE POWER OF GREEN AND BOLD!!

 

That moment when you told @Link the Writer he could critique your next scene, but he's all excited so you just give him the green light for the two you already have up.

Have fun, tuxedo dolphin.

 

TMW when YouTube will...just no longer work for you. Period.

Well great. Just great. >:[ That means no more watching Vlogbrothers, Nostalgia Critic, TeamFourStar, etc. until the great Gods of the Internet decides to get their shit together.

 

That moment when you realize that sentimentality you planted in your story doesn't make any actual sense, so you turn to Google and 30 seconds later you're a friggin' genius.

edit to add: That moment when you try to implement the new thing and words are hard, man.

That moment when you totally figure it out. Awww, there it is. Yeah.

 

TMW "Fire at will" suddenly makes a lot more sense when considering the movie title, "Good Will Hunting".

 

I thought Good Will Hunting" was going to be a movie about shopping at thrift stores.

 

TMW you now have an urge to play Skyrim, but you really think you need to be going to bed now because volunteer work tomorrow.

Gah, brain! You really know when to pick 'em, don't you?

 

TMW Facebook starts getting creepy...

Spoiler: Quit stalking me FB!

 

TMW you begin to wonder if your MC is a lying little snitch... >__> And that despite you trying to make a society where there's equality between genders in your story, you are surprised to see your characters making commentary that makes it a patriarchal society instead, including your MC saying she disguises herself as a boy when doing her badass feats. What the hell, people? What the hell? This is not what I'm writing!!! D:

Also TMW you once again are bombarded with story nuggets to write about, but you're at your volunteer work place so you have to pull a little Mission Impossible (complete with the theme) to jot them all down on paper quickly, quietly and without being caught.

TMW you really want it to be November 16th due to the fact that at that point, Fallout 4 will be out on the shelves.

TMW your adventure with coffee within the last few weeks had not been well.
-- First attempt ended with me spilling half of my very hot coffee on my hand and onto an ant pile. I hope they enjoyed that sudden...um...alertness that came from the heavens.

-- Second attempt left me staying up until midnight because I'm stupidly sensitive to certain brands. Drink one of them and I may as well have waved sleep good-bye.

-- Third attempt, no spilling, no insomnia...but the coffee didn't taste very well and I started to feel kind of woozy.

TMW you see someone in the crowd and balk because for a split second, you think you're seeing a character of yours walking in the flesh.

 

@Link the Writer You crack me up. I've done these.

 

TMW you see Link's new profile picture. Skullkid Orca would make a great off-off-Broadway play.

 

TMW the cat is supremely comfortable on your lap and you just can't bring yourself to get up, disturbing her from her rest.

I'll just recline here, iPad propped up on my chest and wait for her to get off.

 

TMW you just ate you half of a chili pepper.