I'm not sure the sleepy little town you live in is helping current matters much, but I bet it's great for writing.
That moment when you're trying to become a responsible adult and suddenly it's 4 in the morning somehow.
Don't worry! It's possible to be a responsible adult at 4 in the morning. Usually it involves being asleep at that hour.
That moment when anxiety hits you yet again, with a mallet. Apparently it doesn't like it when I try to control it. Also TMW you realize that your grammar is horrid when you look back at your recent posts. I don't proofread before I submit a post. That could be helpful.
That moment when, after probably a month of avoiding it, you finally drag yourself to the barn and your horse is the same good girl she's always been.
TMW you cried tears of joy since nothing bad happened to the forum. @Imaginarily. ..I used to ride as a kid, funny know, I can't remember the sound of hooves running ....like a remuda, but I still remember the feel and how much fun it was.
OH THANK GOD! <hugs forums> It's OK, it's OK, Link's here. I'm here. Tell me what happened and I'll smite whatever evil with the Master sword. It's OK. I'm here, baby. <gives forum a senzu bean, a health potion, and a Phoenix Down> This will help you. Now tell me and I, in the name of the Triforce and Shamu, will smite whatever evil had afflicted you!! TMW you have a heart attack when you couldn't access the forum for a full day.
*Pats link* It's ok..... the forums gonna be ok... TMW you realize just how many people ......MAY have a bigger attachment to the non corporeal form that is the WFO forum....
HOW DARE YOU!!!! <ignites Sith lightsaber and Force Strangles you> I find your lack of faith to this forum....disturbing...
Relax, folks. The forum had some kind of glitch that only Daniel could fix, and he couldn't address it until he got off work today. That's why it took a long time. It was not a major disaster of any kind.
That moment when you go outside and it's nice and sunny, but it's 70° and that is too hot. Put me in the north again! I want winter!
TMW you find yourself wishing it was actually cold. Dammit, Deep South, it's frickin' November!! Stop being springtime! Deep South: “Hell no! Prepare for fritzy weather where I can't decide whether I want to be freezing cold or steaming hot! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME!!!”
To us, snow and ice is a strange, strange thing. A concept we just can't wrap our head around. Roads are a little frozen? CANCEL ALL THE THINGS!! STAY HOME!!!
That moment when you realize you should probably be grateful that southerners are afraid of snow and ice, because the less of them on the roads the better. You guys can't drive on dry roads.
Yeah, we get pretty...ah...frazzled even when a mere rain grace our little landscape. It's like we're descended from Elphaba the way some of us act in the rain. “MEEELTING! I'M MEEEEELTTTIIINNGGG!! Oh, what a world! What a world! AAaiiiieee!!!”
From what I've seen, most southern-raised drivers simply ignore any and all weather conditions (that aren't icy). You'll be barreling down the road doing 80 in a rainstorm, and then get all upset when you land in a ditch. What did you think was going to happen, silly goose?
Wait, scratch that. Last winter I saw people zooming around at their regular speed on snow... so. You guys are just completely oblivious to all the weather.