That Moment...

Funny my cat does that all the time, but all I have to do is tell her to get the hell out of my chair and she gets down. She also likes to sleep in a chair in the living room. When I go to bed I shut my bedroom door, but all her food, water, and litter box are in my room. All I have to do is go out in the living room and tell her to get the hell in her room and she makes a grumpy meow, then she gets up and walks to the bedroom. It's pretty funny to watch every night. She is a pretty smart cat.

 

That moment when the tea tree oil does its job.

Ooh that stings.

 

It's a great thing for fungal infections.

 

It's also pretty standard for cartilage piercing care. Expensive though, $11/oz.

 

That moment when the smell of tea tree oil is so overpowering it kicks in and kills the moment and you both end up looking on forums

 

That moment when you put on your favorite, custom-made rings, because they've been sitting neglected for far too long, and god damn it they make you feel nice, okay?

*is a pretty princess*

 

TMW your cat accidentally starts up Siri on your iPhone by pressing down on the home button. Siri says, “Sorry, I'm not sure what you said there.” You then say, “Sorry, that was my cat.” and the program thinks you said, “Fight with my cat.”

 

TM you find yourself apologizing to a computer-generated voice?

 

"Siri, I'm in a fight with my cat. He doesn't get it that Whiskas doesn't grow on trees. I'm at my wits end. Give us relationship advice so I don't put him up on Craigslist."

 

It's good practice.

 

That moment when you forget to mount up and then try to fly and it's just you jumping like an idiot.

Note to self: flying mount required for flying.

 

TMW you finally realize that mounts are things like Everest and Rainier and McKinley, etc., none of which are famous for flying. If you want to fly, airplanes might be a better choice than mounts.

Sorry if this information spoils your worldview.

 

Good practice for the inevitable machine apocalypse when we are enslaved by synthetic androids.

 

That moment when you're pretty sure everyone knows that "mount" = "steed" and @minstrel is being a poo.

 

TMW you realize that Minstrel is a silly squirrel who has probably never seen a horse before.

 

TMW you check the dictionary and find that "steed" is English for "horse" (which is, conveniently, also English), and that horses are also not famous for flying whether I am a poo or not. I'm sticking with the airplane option.

 

I've seen a horse, and it wasn't flying. It was on the ground, confirming my theory that if you want to fly, horses (including steeds and mounts) aren't your best choice. Recent research has revealed that horses are heavier than air and are not shaped for optimal aerodynamic lift. In the battle of maximum altitude between horses and airplanes, my money is still on airplanes.

 

That moment when you have to just grumble and remind @Link the Writer and @minstrel that in video games you get to ride other things than horses, and those things can totally fly.

Like, dragons. Or hippogryphs. Or super cool robots with rockets in their feet.

 

The moment when you check in another book which clearly states that Pegasus

The moment when you realise that flying horses were clearly everywhere in ancient times, there was Pegasusafter all as well as dragons(!?!)

 

Like Astroboy? He's a super cool robot with rockets in his feet. Do you ride him in video games? Because if so, I'd take a rain check on those darned smelly old hippogryphs.

 

TMW you realize that flying horses aren't anywhere now, no matter what their population was in ancient times, and the reason is probably that they thought they could fly and leaped off cliffs a lot. This type of behavior did not turn out well for them.

 

No, like this thing:

 

Isn't that Astroboy version 0.1?

 

TMW you forget that as a red squirrel, you yourself are heading towards being extinct (hopefully not!!!) and shouldn't take the Micky out of unusual and far more interesting animals that may or may not have flown off a cliff(!?!)

 

In your world maybe. In my world it's a Sky Golem and it's the best.