That Moment...

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  1. big soft moose

    big soft moose Contributing Member Contributor Community Volunteer

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    Its an unusual girl who needs a whole fist...
     
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    big soft moose Contributing Member Contributor Community Volunteer

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    sometimes theres not that much difference :D
     
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    Clarity: check. Cause-effect: check. Insufficient imagination?? :D
     
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    That moment when you play Mancala against yourself and you still somehow manage to lose.
     
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    Iain Aschendale Unworthy in the eyes of the LORD Contributor

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    Dominant or non-dominant hand?
     
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    Link the Writer Flipping Out For A Good Story. Contributor

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    I have no clue what that is:
     
  7. big soft moose

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    Matt was reffering to self abuse ... it's not my fault he's a bit of a... .....no, too easy
     
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    [​IMG]Yes it is.
     
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    Could also be dancing.
     
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    I'm told the world is full of unusual girls.
     
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    Link the Writer Flipping Out For A Good Story. Contributor

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    TMW you're wondering if your fellow forum members had lost their brains in the gutter.
     
  12. big soft moose

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    didn't someone once say that dancing was a vertical expression of a horizontal desire
     
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    my brain has been in the gutter for about 28 years
     
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    TMW watching Fight Club induces you to google whether or not Tyler Durden's "Black Sugar" tank top is a buyable thing (it is), but when you get a close look at it you realize you are nowhere near Tyler Durden enough to wear that thing. o_O
     
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    I'm getting close to Meatloaf, does that count?
     
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    TMW you learn two or three additional Simpsons references from watching a decade and a half old movie.

    Also that, despite never having listened to his music, and knowing only some decade-old gossip, you somehow have the ability to recognize Jack White.

    Odd.
     
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    Also $249 for a tank top ??? - fuck that shit

    You could make yourself one for a fraction of the price (in your case you could use gay porn if you wanted) with photoshop , a bog standard white tank top ($2.99 on ebay ), and some iron on heat transfer paper

    Hell your local print shop could probably handle the print end of the process from a pdf for a few bucks
     
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    TMW the water goes off for the third time in three days ( my place is on a bore hole, so this probable means one of the cattle troughs is leaking and has emptied the cistern... either that or there's air in one of the pipes sigh , sorting that out can wait till tommorow - I had the foresight to buy 12 litres of mineral water from tesco to cover these emergencies )
     
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    Heh, heh, heh
     
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    I posted my 'Pig Story' right here. But then I deleted it. I really liked my pig story, it took me an hour. Do you have my pig story @moderator, at my @Wreybies, and could you edit it, please? I'm really sad about my pigs.
     
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    TMW a five minute check on the sheep at 10.30pm becomes three people chasing an escaped calf around the farm yard for half an hour
     
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    KaTrian A foolish little beast. Staff Supporter Contributor

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    TMW you get angry at the writers of a TV show because they decided to make a sympathetic character into a dick. For no acceptable reason!
     
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    TMW you learn that long before the word 'Saiyan' was used in Dragonball Z, 'Saiyan' was actually a movie created by Bollywood in 1951. And Saiyan actually referred to a specific major character.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saiyan_(film)
     
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    TMW you don't manscape for a while and realize what a sasquatch you are in natural form.
     
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    And this is the reason nobody has ever found a sasquatch - they manscape so expertly we can't recognize them! :p
     
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