Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Lewdog, Jul 8, 2014.
Its an unusual girl who needs a whole fist...
sometimes theres not that much difference
Clarity: check. Cause-effect: check. Insufficient imagination??
That moment when you play Mancala against yourself and you still somehow manage to lose.
Dominant or non-dominant hand?
I have no clue what that is:
Matt was reffering to self abuse ... it's not my fault he's a bit of a... .....no, too easy
Yes it is.
Could also be dancing.
I'm told the world is full of unusual girls.
TMW you're wondering if your fellow forum members had lost their brains in the gutter.
didn't someone once say that dancing was a vertical expression of a horizontal desire
my brain has been in the gutter for about 28 years
TMW watching Fight Club induces you to google whether or not Tyler Durden's "Black Sugar" tank top is a buyable thing (it is), but when you get a close look at it you realize you are nowhere near Tyler Durden enough to wear that thing.
I'm getting close to Meatloaf, does that count?
TMW you learn two or three additional Simpsons references from watching a decade and a half old movie.
Also that, despite never having listened to his music, and knowing only some decade-old gossip, you somehow have the ability to recognize Jack White.
Also $249 for a tank top ??? - fuck that shit
You could make yourself one for a fraction of the price (in your case you could use gay porn if you wanted) with photoshop , a bog standard white tank top ($2.99 on ebay ), and some iron on heat transfer paper
Hell your local print shop could probably handle the print end of the process from a pdf for a few bucks
TMW the water goes off for the third time in three days ( my place is on a bore hole, so this probable means one of the cattle troughs is leaking and has emptied the cistern... either that or there's air in one of the pipes sigh , sorting that out can wait till tommorow - I had the foresight to buy 12 litres of mineral water from tesco to cover these emergencies )
Heh, heh, heh
I posted my 'Pig Story' right here. But then I deleted it. I really liked my pig story, it took me an hour. Do you have my pig story @moderator, at my @Wreybies, and could you edit it, please? I'm really sad about my pigs.
TMW a five minute check on the sheep at 10.30pm becomes three people chasing an escaped calf around the farm yard for half an hour
TMW you get angry at the writers of a TV show because they decided to make a sympathetic character into a dick. For no acceptable reason!
TMW you learn that long before the word 'Saiyan' was used in Dragonball Z, 'Saiyan' was actually a movie created by Bollywood in 1951. And Saiyan actually referred to a specific major character.
TMW you don't manscape for a while and realize what a sasquatch you are in natural form.
And this is the reason nobody has ever found a sasquatch - they manscape so expertly we can't recognize them!
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