That Moment...

That's probably for the best.

 

Hey, I like Abba and folk music. It takes all sorts.

 

TMW you understand in your gonads, (or ovaries for that matter) that everything will unfold as it should and that there is nothing else to do but to be kind and helpful in the face of anxiety, paranoia and pure fear inhabiting others, and which is falsely instilled by those who look to benefit from such a lowlife reptilian practice.

 

.... What?

 

Albeit probably means that whatever sex parts you have matters for shit because at the end, does it really matter?

 

It sounded like some bizarre nihilist quote to me.

 

Hey! Only I am allowed to entertain such moods!

 

He's thinking about his balls.

Take a moment to think about our balls, the big one and also the peanut one: lucky ball as found on most worry beads. I love those guys.

 

Nothing to worry about ladies (ovaries) and gentlemen (gonads).

A village sage (or was he just a happy drunk) was heard saying in the span of two days.

Day 1 "People people, all is well, be patient."
Day 2 "People people, all is not well, be patient."

It may have been the crudely mixed cocktails, or the pickled eggs, but fear stood for false evidence appearing real last night.

This is why I like this forum, occasional off the wall thoughts are still considered as thoughts and not just dismissed as gibberish. (Even if this is what I seem to be able to produce these days as my winter doldrums slowly start to fade.)

Now let me tell you about a dream I had.

Just kidding.

 

My oldest is 11 years and has reached the age where mom is sooooooo uncool. I miss the smiley baby days. Now she growls at me. Literally, she growls.

 

Darwin in action?

 

Online dictionary says fricassee is:

So you still need sauce.

 

The next day there'd be a newspaper report: "The Blaming of the Shrew."

 

https://www.google.com.au/search?q=pelican+i+see+what+you+did+there&client=ms-android-samsung&prmd=ismvn&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiyy9Oc0tTSAhUJKpQKHQIwD3QQ_AUIBygB&biw=360&bih=560#imgrc=85lCS0gbBST97M:

 

What's the difference between a mouse and a shrew?

Or is this just another one of those UK vs US things?

 

A shrew is a separate animal. They live on insects. I think mice eat mostly plant matter don't they?

 

Mouses and shrews are two completely different animals. According to Wikipedia, shrews are more closely related to moles and don't belong in the same group as mouses.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shrew

 

Shrews are one of the few species of venomous mammals, and, like bats and cetaceans, use echolocation to detect their prey.

Mice just stuff their cheeks with dried seeds.

 

Well, some shrews. I don't think all are venomous.