That Moment...

Lions, tigers, bears...

 

Dangit! Totally ninjad.

 

TMW you have to go to an awards dinner and he wants to go even less than you do - but it's mandatory.

Ya'll have fun

 

Put me down for a copy.

 

This should be its own thread.

 

TMW you realise you use the word A-hole six times in four sentences....

 

@Wreybies Furries sweat their asses off, which is not sexy whe you smell like a gym sock.

And For all you talking about Bears and what not.

 

TMW you realize that loving the 1981 movie Xanadu may have been igniting fire of your love for anachronism at the tender age of 9 years old

 

TMW you realize she's not what she's been pretending, and you cannot extricate yourself without hurting everyone involved.

 

TMW one of your co-workers is resigning for another job, and he was to have a big 'celebratory lunch' on his last day.

TMW you think on that and conclude, Just this once...I'm gonna be an asshole. I'm gonna skip this and go have my own lunch.

TMW you find yourself conflicted on this...

 

TMW you're just about ready to kill the obnoxious neighbors living behind you, who all summer long have been blasting classic rock, laughing raucously and yelling/screaming until all hours of the night. But tonight while attempting to enjoy your sunroom with the windows open, from their patio all you can hear is smooth jazz at a moderate volume and murmurs of conversation here and there.

Is someone who was raised better house sitting?

Have they been murdered and someone else has taken over their house?

ARE THEY POD PEOPLE AND THE ALIEN INVASION HAS BEGUN?

 

TMW you're celebrating a friend's birthday and you realize that no one bought candles for the cake.

My friend and I were celebrating her husband's birthday along with their roommates and another friend of ours. Thankfully, we scrounged up some candles that were leftover from the roommates.

 

I would but in the 9 years they have lived behind us we haven't been on speaking terms for 8 of them.

There was a brief reprieve of annoyance when the female half of the couple either had a bad drug trip or mental breakdown, and was going door to door one night screaming that demons were coming for her. They got real quiet after that for a couple of years, but now have decided that partying nonstop is back on the menu.

The male half of the pair bears a striking resemblance to Dog The Bounty Hunter and has approached newer neighbors complaining that the neighborhood is super unfriendly and weird. He seems to have no awareness to this day that this is for the most part a quiet neighborhood where people appreciate peace and quiet. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO WRITE MY NEXT GAY PORN MASTERPIECE WITH SWEET HOME ALABAMA BLARING THROUGH THE WINDOWS AT 1 AM I ASK YOU?

 

<wipes bloodied knife on the kitchen towel, sits down and sips his tea>

You were saying?

 

TMW Libre Office suggests 'butt-fuck' every time you want to write 'but' in your WIP:




I'm fairly sure I've never used that word intentionally.

 

I've been doing beta-reading though, so maybe if the word has appeared in someone else's draft?
Not saying butt-fucks never happened in my writing, it's just not the word I'm wont to use.