That Moment...

@Spencer1990 WINS!

 

Dang it, how did blood get into my tank?! >:[

 

Brutal, savage, rekt. Absolutely taken down.

 

TMW I gotta get serious with this:

Ladies... I’ve been noticed the “Me Too” trend on Facebook, and wanted to say this:

You are all amazing, awesome human beings. It sickens me that men feel the need to treat you as amble dolls to grope or grab, or that you’re just some pretty thing for them to ogle at and catcall. It sickens me that we’ve got people (mostly men) in our government who apparently think you don’t get to choose what you can or can’t do with your own body — especially in terms of pregnancy. It even sickens me how there are music dedicated to “gotta get that girl”.

You are human beings, and you are awesome human beings. So go out there and continue being epic!!

 

TMW you finally get your good boots all cleaned up and re-laced ... and the next day you end up working around a bunch of dust and dirt and sheet rock

 

Now you know what boots are for. "Good boots?" What are they? Are they just there to look nice? If so, just clean them up and put them on a shelf in a display case, or even a museum. The boots you actually wear are your badass boots, and they're meant for hard work and shitkicking.

 

TMW you can stand up for a persons decisions, and spank a jackass questioning them
for their decisions. Cave Troll for the win.

 

I may have to write a ballad for Big Loofah Moose.

 

That would honestly make my week.

 

Yeah, you're not wrong That's what I get for finally cleaning something, goddammit.

 

Hey, I get the good boots. I've got my hiking boots, my dress boots, my casual dress boots, my suede Docs....

I've got too many pairs of boots, don't I?

 

Just the right amount.

 

Dunno. Depends on how many pairs of feet you have, I guess.

 

I don't have feet. :3

 

You shut your mouth. There's no such thing.

 

Yipes! Has WF become a haven for boot fetishists?

 

TMW the "that moment" thread turns into the "boots" thread

 

We're everywhere, Minstrel ... you'll never catch us all.

 

Cool! When I was in high school, some friends suggested I write a blues song. I wrote what I just called "Boots Commercial." It went like this:

"You gotta have boots,
'Cause without boots,
You're not a man.

They gotta have steel toes,
A real working man's brand.

You gotta have boots to wear at work or at play
Boots, you wear them every day
'Cause if you have boots,
People pay attention
To what you say."

(Twelve-bar blues guitar solo to fill out thirty seconds)

Your single-minded obsession with boots made me think of that for the first time in about forty years. I congratulate you, sir.

 

Well, that would make me buy boots. I think you may've missed your calling. That, or I was gonna buy'em anyway.

 

Dress boots

 

Snazzy

 

TMW your three-year-old is as excited to go to Menards as you are.