That Moment...

That didn't work. They kept sending me different videos from Buzzfeed blue, green and whatever the hell else they could.

 

Ouch,that sucks.

 

TMW you realize you've poured orange juice into your cereal into milk

 

TMW you really want to stay home, but you also like the paycheck.

 

That moment you are really low on cash so you sell a high schooler a quarter ounce of oregano.

 

TMW you can relate.

 

If my conversions are right, that's less than a tablespoon. How's he supposed to make pasta sauce with less than a tablespoon of oregano?!?

 

Maybe he doesn't need 10 servings?

 

TMW you realize you were on Xbox till stupid o'clock instead of in bed

 

that moment when you said something and then realised it was a bit "awkward" and then can't take it back !!

 

TMW... you are hungry for chips (UK=crisp) but there's only chipecules left, so you put em in a bowl and pour salsa over em and eat em like cereal!

 

TMW....

Friend - "Hey, did you see that one film? No? Are you gonna' see it? Okay, cool. Let me know when you do because I wanna' totally go squealy fan-boy/girl with you about it!"

Later...

Friend - "So did you see it?? Did you?? You did?!? OMG! It changed my life! I can feel my DNA unraveling and recombining as we speak because of this film." *proceeds to melt into a little pool of overheated fan-boy/girl*

Me - "Actually, I'm googling how to get my money back."

 

Oh do I know that feeling.

I love you like a brother and respect you as a writer and mod edit: admin sorry sir!, but I ain't taking no more movie advice from you LOL

 

Hahaha Yes, as much as we may have in common, in that our tastes do rather differ.

 

TMW you have an idea for a painting you want to do, but you have to wait until you go to the craft store to get a canvas that's made well for the amount of time and effort you're going to put into this painting.
Tried to get a package of cheaper canvases, but one coat of blue in and it was too streaky for my liking.

 

TMW you realize you've got heavy adulting to do today, but haven't slept a wink.

 

TMW you feel like hell and pass by a mirror and realize you look every bit as bad as you feel. Ugh...


edited for redundant "when"

 

LOL this made me laugh!!!!!

 

That moment when you wonder if you've gone too far by posting a photo of the split molar you had removed, to be viewed in all its bloody glory on Instagram.

 

TMW... you have your MC get horribly humiliated by her rival, the Leader of a Mercenary Company... but she has to learn, even if it's a harsh lesson.

 

I like when characters lose. Failing to defeat someone or reaching some goal makes them relatable and the victory ten times sweeter.

 

TMW I learn something new in my writing that I kind of wish I knew from the beginning.

Dear Self:

It’s OK to space things out in your book. Opening Chapter One with Mishu’s birth, then a sudden timeskip to a Blessing, then another timeskip to a gigantic character-altering event miiiight be a bit too much to chew.

It’s OK to space things out. Really, it is.

 

TMW... you create a new creature for your lore and extend a bit of the lore while your at it.

 

... you talk to a spider and tell it that if it stays where it is, it's welcome to live there (in my case at the foot of the stairs above the front door) but that it's far far too big to be allowed to venture anywhere else, and that if it does it will be evicted (by someone else, cos I ain't going near the fucker!)