That Moment...

TMW when you have to limit yourself to a set of lizard species to use as a base for the lizard folks of your planet.

 

TMW you realise you forgot to charge your phone . . . .

Rgds

 

Tmw you wake up at 2:15.

Sleep schedule, why you do dis??

 

Ambien, baby!

 

TMW a Christian puts humans (Us) along side Monkies and Apes in the same Human-Species Classification of his world. LOL.

ETA: When you see the word Primate, and remember it exists. LOL.

ETA: The Fucking moment, you hate the low browness of Google, Type in Humans to look us up to make sure Simian can be used, and get some dumb show on Netflix. Type in Human Species, get what I need. Fuck modern culture, man Fuck it. And yes, I can use Simian or Simiforme I guess.

 

Google (and search engines in general) are very, very good at giving results that have nothing to do with what one seeks, but still fits the search terms somehow.

 

Yup, .

Oh, did you want to find information on the scientific names of animal species on Terra, or the various lizards that in habit our world.... no, no you don't . You want the latest popstar song...or the Baltimore Ravens... or the Philly Eagles. Humans aren't smart enough to care about smart things. .

 

Tmw you can't tell if your exhaustion stems from having a terrible sleeping schedule, your depression, the fact that you haven't eaten today, or the overall monotony of the work you're doing today, so you chug coffee and ignore your problems, as adults do.

 

TMW when you ask Siri to record, but it fails to recognize what you’re saying...yet it can understand you perfectly when you whisper, “fuck you” and “I hate you”.

TMW you browse the Nintendo eShop on your Switch and find a game called Awkward that tickles your historical curiosity at it’s tale. Supposedly it’s a digital version of a game banned in the late 1800s due to it causing all sorts of chaos among families and friends as the entire premise is you asking your friends to divulge secrets you’d rather not know. A part of you doesn’t think the backstory they set up for the game is actually legit, but another part of you kind of wants to find out.

 

Tell us more. We want to find out...

 

TMW... you can Justify a Werewolf like creature existing on your world... They are a hybrid human-wolfman, that can shift between the two forms. (Not sure if that counts as true Werewolves). In most cases, the offspring have been either still born or sterile, but a small tribe some how were successful. Almost wiped out, they took refuge else where and live in seclusion, controlling their own population. Later they are protected by a Special Order dedicated to the Unkown.

 

TMW you roll the trash can out to the curb, notice no one else’s trash cans are out, and realize you’ve got the wrong day for trash day...Then you have to roll the trash can back to the house, because the homeowner’s association doesn’t allow trash cans at the curb for another 21 hours.

 

TMW your gay friend's gay friend (as in everyone in this TMW is gay) is just as big of a racist troll as any other flavor of troll and and you're like, can someone, for the love of god, please reboot the fucking Matrix because that's it, BSOD is upon us.

 

Yes it does, and yes there are.

 

TMW you realize you broke your own rule and blew up in a thread. Not proud. Not happy. still pissed

 

Good.

You absolutely shouldn’t be.

What an unkind thing to do.

 

TMW you want to have an awkward moment for no apparent reason.
So anybody up for cheese and wine?

 

Q==

 

TMW you just don't have the energy for the shit that is the real world anymore.

 

TMW you are all out of money and it's cold outside, so you grab that forgotten sweater has been hanging on your door for approximately 2 months and rush out to find your friend that has been waiting for you in the dark corner.
TMW you climb on the back-sit of the motorbike and think "Shit! This sweater alone won't do it."
TMW you get off the motorcycle and place your icy hands in the sweaters' pockets and suddenly you feel... wait is this paper? Is this what I think it is?! Two coins as well?
TMW you find your forgotten 18 euros. Mood fixed!

 

TMW you leave your dorm room at the same time as the girl next door, who you always exchange smiles with but never talk to, so you just end up standing there, smiling and staring at each other in an awkward silence.

 

Waiting for your next TMW update. This looks seriousssss...

 

TMW you arrived back from your Eurozone vacation three months ago and the folding paper is just that .

I've found dollars in my pocket in Japan, Korean won in America...