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  1. Shenanigator

    Shenanigator Has the Vocabulary of a Well-Educated Sailor. Contributor

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    Me neither. Can I get in the boat too? I'm lousy at dog paddling...
     
    Shenanigator, Jul 7, 2018
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    Welcome to the Hotel California...

    *Grins manically*


    damn and blast you typo...
     
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    Damn, I thought he was gonna sing "Blue Suede Shoes"...
     
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    Hello, my name is Flawed Personality (Flod), and I am addicted to WF. But I think you already knew that...
     
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    I guess I'm no good at keeping my secrets... *sighs*
     
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    At least you tried. :)
     
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    TMW You start to realise that you have a more physically intimate relationship with your laptop than with your real partner! :(
    Bastard North Atlantic!
     
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    I feel ya. :(
     
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    Snazzy!

    [sung] You can do anything but lay offa Ash's blue suede shoes...Blue, blue, blue suede shoes...
     
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    Or rather you don't because there's an ocean in the way ;)
     
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    This is the answer-put mores sponges into the ocean to soak it up! :superlaugh:


    ETA: You only have yourself to blame for this atrocious humour. You bring it out of me! :p
     
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    TMW Your bathroom smells like a toothpaste factory, due to a handmade soap you bought! :D :cool:
     
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    TMW you're doing exam supervision and have to check student IDs but you're so bad with faces you can't tell if it's really them in half the cases. :confused:
     
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    Haha. I once did bouncer work and they had me checking IDs from 21 until 4 in the morning. After an hour, all the faces blended together and I stopped caring who was who and just shoved them inside the club.

    I hated that job. ಠ_ಠ
     
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    TMW the music of somebody's obnoxiously loud car stereo is interrupted by their GPS instructions (thanks Bluetooth), and you can hear them navigating for several blocks before they leave auditory range.
     
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    I hear you. At one company, as the only chick on staff, I always the one who had to frisk women who set off the venue's metal detectors. God I hated that. They were usually already drunk, and guys would try to shove past to watch, creating more of a security risk. (And I was usually busy, because due to the types of club clothing that were popular at the time, at least 1/3 of the women set off the metal detectors.) When I was doing the thing I was actually hired to do, I loved the job, but was usually pulled away from it to frisk during Doors Open.
     
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    Tmw when you find yourself using pause and advance to count gunshots during an episode of criminal minds, apparently Morgan has a glock 17 L which has 28 rounds in the magazine ( yeah I know you can get extended sticks, but he doesn't have one)

    Meanwhile the bad guys are the first people ever not to have an Ingram Mac 10 climb up and right during auto fire, and also it takes over one hundred rounds in the mag.

    Closely followed by tmw when you wonder why you worry about this shit
     
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    Excellent work on your part, creating more income for your employer.

    TMW you knee a dude in the nuts and get applauded for it.
     
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    Zerotonin Serotonin machine broke

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    Note to self: Don't piss off @Jenissej if you value your jewels.
     
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