The tale of the vampire and the snake? Its a tale about this sex cult, a minor, a pushy salesmen and some "vampire" chick. I'd write it, but history says its already been written.
That moment when a gusty monsoon turns the phrase “I have a gazebo in my backyard” into “I had a gazebo in my backyard.” On the plus side, at least two of my neighbors are well on their way to owning their own gazebos!* *assembly required.
"Sex cult"? "Minor"? You'd "write it"? Did you ask the minor if she was okay with you gossiping about this? Because it's not your tale to tell.
Ah I see. I was actually expecting something worse. Especially with the 'sex cult and the minor' talk. What's that about? Is there something more? Did I miss something?
The 'vampire chick' part was presumably referencing HoneyHatter's vampire roleplay, but that's all I've got.
Anybody who thinks they're a for-real vampire should be banned on general principle. I mean, really? Bye, Felicia...
Wait!!!! . Was that for reals.... I thought that was a parody or a joke at first... and I was expecting Buttersotch to do something horrible.