That Moment...

Did you do the ballerina's head lock-and-snap thing? Do that right, you're Wonder Woman, don't, or do it wrong, and you're just dizzy and crawling down the sidewalk til your inner ears settle down.

ETA Number is important too, twelve and he'd have been wearing a spangled red white and blue bustier:

 

Eh, with a vertigo flare, that's an average Tuesday. But I'll never tell if I'm really Wonder Woman or not, heh heh heh...

Thanks for the eye candy.

Useless fact: At Baryshnikov's peak, he could do 16 pirouettes in street clothes, and when they filmed this, he could still do 14-15, but they had to pick a number that looked effortless in re-takes. So, they settled on 11.

Signed,
Diana Prince Oh fuck...
Shen

 

<--- Didn't see that. Had my eyes covered!

 

TMW you find out if you happen to have a violin and a leather glove you
can create the signature roar of Godzilla.

 

TMW your (computer) mouse up and dies on you...and then it randomly resurrects itself again!

 

TMW you post the wrong document! Sh*t, it shouldn't be that easy to make this kind of mistake. It clearly goes to my state of mind at the moment.

 

TMW you click to like a WF post, and you get a page asking you if you are sure you want to like it!?

 

Wait What!!!!

 

That was the same thing I said at the time.

 

Was it on an ignored users post?

 

Nope. I just checked that.

 

Weird. Guess it was a hiccup in the system or some other technowizard know what.

 

It's happened to me in the past, seems to be a transient thing.

 

That's hilarious! It was a handsome face, so I hope they engage the brake thoroughly each time...
Useless fact: When Bon Jovi played Moscow in 1989, the ruble was worthless, so they were paid in wood, which they then sold to a guitar manufacturer.

 

When Pepsi came to the Soviet Union, the contract worked out an exchange rate between liters of Pepsi syrup and liters of Russian-made vodka (I forget which brand)

 

TMW you go to "nap" at 7pm....and only just wake up at 2am!

 

That moment when your brother says he's going to climb Vesuvius while he's on holiday so you ask him to bring a piece of the volcano back and he actually does it.

Epic win right there.

 

TMW you receive an email entitled 75 orcas, and you think of a certain forum member!

Spoiler

@Link the Writer

 

TMW you know a certain person is back on WF, cos you get 3 'like' alerts in a matter of seconds!

 

(Swims to you)
Yeeeeeeeeeess??

 

Just... Just... That Fucking Moment When...

Going through your WIP add'n characters and find this:

Incorrect: "I will mess You"
Correct :"I will miss you"

sigh

 

TMW it starts to dawn on you that you have, in fact, cooked enough rice for 3...maybe even 4 people!

ETA: and I still have at least half of it on my plate.

 

Could be worse. I once had a character accidentally say, "please, eat us" instead of "please, eat with us."

They have two vastly different meanings.